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<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 18pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: &quot;TRAGIC BRK&quot;,&quot;sans-serif&quot;;">RELEASE</span></p>

<p class="MsoNormal">&#160;</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">The wind and sun met on her back as a biting weight,
pressing her forward over him. She continued to struggle to find a comfortable
spot next to him as she worked to bring him towards release. Her sweat beaded
on her face, rolling down her face in dirty rivulets toward her nose where it
would collect and fall in drops like tears to crash upon him.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">She sat up to catch her breath, moving her jaw side to side and
twisting her neck to keep them loose. The sun and wind changed the direction of
their attack to meet her face. She tied up her hair tighter and prepared to
commence the real work, wiping her face with her shirt. She considered taking
off her shirt, but the brutal assault of the wind and sun discouraged her.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">Taking a deep breath, she straddled him and began to move
rhythmically never letting her full weight down, positioning to use her body as
the tool. She didn’t picture him as the man he was beneath her, but as a fierce
rock-muscled warrior – a granite block of a man with sharp features and the
stench of blood on him. She imagined his ferocious mouth tearing into her
throat like a tiger, his vise-like grip squeezing the life out of her as if she
were prey. She could smell his sweat, feel his heat burning her more than the
sun itself. She bit her lip and winced in pain at the unexpected sharpness of
her own teeth.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">For a moment, she lost the rhythm and this dance with him
became a chore. She cursed to herself and readjusted her position over him,
taking a moment to look around her. Her holster and the antique revolver she
carried in it was digging into her hip, and she slid it around to lay against
her lower back. The wind churned up small cloud of sand and dust around her.
The horizon was empty of life, of movement and sound. There was only the wind,
the sun, the woman, and the man … and the dance.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">She lived for this moment. She detested the courting, the
foreplay. She hated the time it took to find a man like this, searching
endlessly through an ocean for that one glass of water that is more special
than the rest. She craved the final buildup, the intensity coupled with the
velocity of it – those last few seconds when the reversal becomes impossible.
She had reached this same point in the dance with many men, and less often with
women. Many times she had been disappointed with the climax, and many more
times she had ruined and broken the men and women she had danced with.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">And then she felt it, a change in the vibrations - a slight
groan beneath her. She felt those tiny vibrations radiate out and encompass his
whole body exponentially. She found a counter-rhythm and pressed even further,
seeking to pull him upwards into that sweet release. Her whole body began to
vibrate with his and she recognized this feeling as the point of no return. He
was coming whether she wanted him to or not.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">She inched her hands behind him and pulled upwards, she had
stopped breathing and bit her lip until it bled. Suddenly, she felt the release
as it happened. He rose from the ground, the sand pouring off his back and rolling
off his sides in waterfalls. A sudden odor assaulted her and she breathed it in
as a smile of triumph creased her sunworn and sandbeaten face.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">And then his skull came off. </p>

<p class="MsoNormal">Unfortunately, the slope they were on wasn’t a friendly one
and his head began to pick up speed as it rolled away from her. She used the
well-developed muscles in her thighs to propel herself off his body and onto
her feet. She dived for the head and missed, sprawling painfully against the
rock and sand as her excavation tools scattered away from her. The head
continued to pick up speed and she bolted upright into a sprint, the scree of
the mountainside tumbling around her in rivers. She lost her footing and fell
back, caught in the rockslide. She could still see the head rolling away ahead
of her and struggled to regain her footing but found it impossible.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">Then she remembered the cliff ahead. It wasn’t a high cliff,
but if she were to fall from its edge, she would definitely break her legs or
her arms or her back, all depending on how she landed. The skull careened off a
stationary boulder and changed direction, angling towards her. She was about
even with it, and still gaining speed towards the cliffside when she spotted a
rock outcropping that could save her. Gritting her teeth, she dug her heel into
the ground and heard a snap. The adjustment was enough to have changed her
trajectory, and she prepared herself for the impact. </p>

<p class="MsoNormal">At the last second she reached out to grab the outcropping.
Her grip was true, but the velocity of her fall caused her to swing wildly from
the cliff’s edge. Her elbow popped and she screamed, but out of the corner of
her eye she saw the head. Desperately she reached out and made a miraculous
save in mid-air by hooking the skull in the eyesocket.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">Loose rock poured over her for several seconds as she hung
there. Her ankle was radiating pain, her elbow was numb, and the voice above
her was sarcastic.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“Boy, the shit you do to save the skull of a man that’s been
dead for three centuries.”</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">Anya grunted and tossed the skull up to her partner.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“If you’d have been helping me instead of masturbating over
the marble architecture back there, we<span style="">&#160;
</span>might have just pulled a perfect specimen out of the ground,” she spat
at him.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“Hey, that’s some seriously gorgeous craftsmanship you’re
badmouthing,” he replied. “And let me tell you, if I weren’t an android, I
probably would masturbate over it.”</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">He pulled her up and handed the skull back to her. “He’s a mongoloid.”</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">Anya scoffed at him, but then looked at a few features of
the skull she hadn’t noticed before.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“And I just ruined him, Aarin,” she said, stomping off in
disgust.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">The walk back to the dig site was taken in silence. As she
approached the mummified torso, she realized that in her haste and panic she
had ripped the body in half, and it lay in a crumpled heap. In exasperation,
she ran a hand over her face and sighed.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“Fuck!” she exclaimed.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">Aarin walked past her and reached down into the cavity the
torso had left in the clay. </p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“Hey hey, what’s this?” he asked.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">She walked over to see what the pseudo-man was talking
about. He held in his hand a small metal box with a padlock holding it shut.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">&#160;</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">---</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">&#160;</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“We’re not opening it,” was the frank declaration from the
Project Lead. His name was Darren Walls and his eyebrows spoke threats worse than
words – their hairy prominence was rivaled only by the thick fury of his
yellowed-white beard. The top rims of his thick eyeglasses pressed against the
thick hair of his unibrow, making the white hairs seem like frost creeping down
the lenses. When he removed his eyeglasses, one felt as if the ferocious
unibrow would be unleashed to undulate forth and strangle, like the tentacles
of some elder god. </p>

<p class="MsoNormal">Walls had a fierce power over his people and they listened
to him, and followed him without question.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">Technically, Anya was not one of his people.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“I’m opening it,” she stated flatly. “I found it. It’s my
discovery. I’m opening it.”</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">Aarin shifted with a look of discomfort on his face and
tried to press further into the wall of the observation station’s briefing
room. </p>

<p class="MsoNormal">Walls reached a hand up to remove his eyeglasses and it
seemed that the diameter of the circle of archaeologists, geologists, and
various other team members grew in anticipation of the release of the unibrow,
like mortals before the Kraken unleashed.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">Anya stood her ground and cut him off before he even
started. “Aarin did not spend hours freeing the body from the ground. I did. I
don’t give a damn if he put his hands on it first. The work was completed by my
hands, the sweat was mine, and this,” she said, holding up her arm and the
sling that held it, “is what I paid for it. Now give me the box, and the
hammer. I should have just opened it there.”</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">Walls stopped short of his eyeglasses and instead stroked
his beard. It almost looked like defeat, but to those that knew him better,
this indicated maneuvering.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“Jenkins.”</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">Tad Jenkins, the resident biologist, acknowledged his call
to the floor and cleared his throat tentatively.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“He’s right,” he stammered out. “There’s no telling what
might be inside. From our preliminary studies of the box, it appears to be
airtight and has held its seal. Any number of biological or chemical hazards
could lurk inside. Ancient diseases, deadly bacteria, poisonous gases …”</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“Anya, I don’t care if the fifteenth reincarnation of sweet
and sunny Jesus is in there waiting to be freed to shit rainbows and peace on
the galaxy. We’re not opening that box,” Walls stated gruffly.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“Let one of the andies open it.”</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">The voice was an unfamiliar one to the group, as it had
never been used in the briefing room. The assembled members of the expedition
looked around for the source before realizing it had been spoken over the
room’s communications unit.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“Who is that?” demanded Walls. “This is a private
conference. You’re not authorized to be listening to these proceedings.”</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“This is Chief Communications Officer Taggart, and I’m
authorized to listen to anything I desire to hear on this station,” came the
reply. </p>

<p class="MsoNormal">Walls chewed his mustache in controlled fury at being put in
his place.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“If you would rather make this a larger issue, I can have
your financiers on the hotline in just a few seconds,” continued the silky
voice of Taggart. “I would advise against it though. While I share your fears
about the dangers of opening the box, I know for a fact that its contents – if
valuable – and whatever fortune and glory may accompany them will be surrendered
to the Ulysses Group.”</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">Walls lowered his head in thought and he missed the smirk
wrinkling its way across Anya’s face.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“The clean room isn’t equipped for this,” Jenkins
interjected. “Suppose something bad is inside. The android will be
contaminated, and the clean room would be unusable for the rest of our time
here. It’s meant to keep specimens from being contaminated, not keeping
specimens from contaminating the clean room. We’ve got four months left before
the Ulysses transport comes back this way. That’s a lot of wasted time.”</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“I don’t like it,” barked Walls. “I’m not endangering our
mission for a mystery box that can be opened under better circumstances at a
later time.”</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">Aarin stepped forward and stood before Walls.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“I’ll do it. We can use the airlock.”</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“Explain how that’s going to be any different,” said
Jenkins.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“Since I can directly interface with the scanning equipment
remotely, I can open the box in the airlock. If you get an alarm, blow the
airlock.”</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“I’m not losing another android,” said one of the
technicians. “We’ve got too few as it is.”</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“You’ve lost andies because you’re incompetent!” shouted
Anya. “Why should your own failures affect the ability of the rest of us to
make decisions in line with our objective on this planet. I didn’t get chosen
to join this expedition because I’d run from danger.”</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“You were chosen –“ began Walls.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“I was chosen because I would open the damn box!”</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">The tension in the room thickened with the increase of
volume. The communications unit audibly clicked off in the heavy silence that
followed.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“I am not an employee of the Ulysses Group, and I do not fall
under the boundaries of your tyranny like the rest of these apes. Commander
Wilkes would have –“</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“Commander Wilkes is dead!” roared Walls. His eyeglasses
were off and his face was purple with rage. “This is my expedition, it is my
decision. The box stays unopened and if I decide to chuck it out to deep space,
I’ll damn well do it. Wilkes is dead because of careless stunts like this. It
should be you under twenty tons of rock on the surface with those andies. I
want you off my damned station immediately!”</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“You can’t do that,” Anya protested.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“Jenkins, get security up here and send this miscreant back
down to the surface,” Walls barked as he pushed through the crowd of people in
the briefing room. “You can live in a god damned tent and starve for all I care.
The box stays locked up, closed, and quarantined, and this meeting is
adjourned.”</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">When the security team arrived, Anya shook off their grip
and walked to the shuttle dock in silence.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">&#160;</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">---</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">&#160;</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“What I’m saying is the geological signature is not
indicative of an asteroid impact.”</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">Kaizu was the Chief Geologist for the expedition – short in
stature, and with an extensive vocabulary of geological terms, he was not
exactly the most accessible man.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“From what we’ve seen so far, there are multiple points of
maximum impact, and the different levels of exposure to radiation we’ve found
in the many urban areas we’ve collected data from don’t match with what we’ve
been told to expect. The spot where you found your man and your box was the
least affected area on the planet, and we cannot explain how that is possible
considering how many maximum impact sites are in this vicinity.”</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“What do you expect?” queried Anya. She stood over the
latest survey by Kaizu’s team and studied it against a simulation being played
out on a handheld screen. The dust whipped around them as they stood together
under a makeshift canvas canopy. “This disaster happened three hundred years
ago. This colony had all but been completely abandoned. Even this simulation
reeks of researchers that just don’t care what the truth is.” </p>

<p class="MsoNormal">Aarin approached them and tossed an apple to Anya.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“You look pale,” he said.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“Thanks,” she said in reply. “You could get shut down for
this, you know.”</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">Aarin shrugged and smiled. He took a place between Kaizu and
Anya over the survey and studied it without speaking.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“It just doesn’t add up,” said Kaizu with a sigh.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“Maybe we’re not considering all the possible scenarios,”
Anya offered. “I mean, forget what we’ve been told happened here. Forget that
you’ve seen the data from the unmanned expeditionary teams. What if we’re not
looking at an asteroid impact event?”</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“I don’t see what else it could be. This much destruction is
indicative of a major collision.”</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“But how do you explain the readings from the opposite side
of the planet?” </p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“It’s possible that the colonists had developed some way to
break up the object, but only succeeded in showering pieces of it across the
entire planet.”</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“How impossibly huge would that asteroid have to be to have
made impact points this devastating across the entire planet?” Anya asked.
“There’s no way the colony would have the explosives to be able to break up an
asteroid that big.”</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“Unless they used nuclear weapons,” Aarin said.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“Nobody has nuclear weapons anymore,” countered Kaizu.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“Yeah, but three hundred years ago some of the outlying colonies
still did,” said Anya as she turned and walked out into the wind and sun.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“What was the name of this planet?” she asked from outside.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“The Empire calls it Lucifer,” replied Aarin. “But who knows
what the natives called it.”</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">&#160;</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">---</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">&#160;</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">The shuttle door slid open and Anya stepped out timidly,
looking left and right. Taggart reached his hand up to help her down, but she
ignored him. The communications officer was a large man, but his girth belied
the power underneath the uniform. Having spent his entire career as a security
officer with the Ulysses Group, Taggart was not a man to be trifled with. He
had suppressed colonial uprisings in a number of systems and had personally led
the force of commandoes that had rescued the Galactic Emperor in the last
Central Revolution. Why he was a lowly communications officer now, no one knew.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“You’ve got about forty-five minutes before Walls comes back
from his survey on the surface,” he said to her. “And you had better hope he
doesn’t go looking for you there.”</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“I’ll only need five,” she said. Aarin followed her out of
the shuttle and the trio made their way to the laboratory in silence. Taggart
used his security clearance to open the laboratory and then the vault where the
box was being quarantined.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“I hope you’ve made your peace, andie,” Taggart said as he
removed the box. </p>

<p class="MsoNormal">Aarin solemnly took it from him and pulled a small hammer
and chisel from his coveralls. They made their way through the silent halls of
the station until they reached the nearest airlock.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“How many people are left on board?” Anya asked Taggart.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“Twenty or so,” he replied, beginning the sequence to
pressurize the airlock. “Walls took most of the elite to the surface.
Apparently they found a complex deep beneath the surface – right where Wilkes
and those andies met their demise.”</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">The door to the airlock hissed open and Aarin stepped in.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“If I see so much as a flicker on any of the alarms,”
Taggart said as he left to man the control room, “I’m blowing the hatch.”</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">Anya smiled at Aarin as she shut the door and switched on
her communicator.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“Thanks, Aarin. I really appreciate you doing this.”</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“Hey, just because I’m not human, doesn’t mean I’m not built
to be just as curious as you are.”</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">Aarin flashed his perfect smile and bent down, placing the
box on the floor.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“Are we ready?” Anya asked.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“Waiting for the test readings from Aarin,” came the reply
from the control room.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">A few seconds passed before Taggart came back with, “We’re
good to go.”</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">Aarin calmly placed the chisel against the square portion of
the lock and began to hammer on it with force. It took a total of fifteen
strikes before the lock broke in half and fell to the floor. Anya and Taggart
were holding their breath as Aarin reached down and slowly lifted the lid.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">Nothing happened.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">Aarin waited several seconds to let any foreign bodies
register on the scanners if they happened to be present. He then nodded to himself
and opened the box completely.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“It’s just some paper,” he described to them. “Written in
Common, though the letters seem a bit strange.”</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“Hey, Taggart,” Anya said into her communicator, “You can
let him out now. Anything in there would have registered already.”</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">There was silence and the door to the airlock remained shut.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“Taggart?”</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">Aarin started to read what was on the paper, while Anya left
to go to the control room, she could still hear him over her communicator.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“My name is Xia Yan, a proud scientist of the East Asian
Confederacy. The events of the last three days will not be recorded on video or
by audio recording devices. In order to power the environmental shield that
protects our beautiful island of Japan, all other electronic devices are rendered
useless. I write this now with pencil and paper, the slopes of Fuji, in the
hopes that one day someone will find it and read my words and know what has
happened here.”</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">When Anya reached the door leading out of the room directly
connected to the airlock, it did not open automatically.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“We, the descendants of those people who first were victims
to nuclear power as a weapon, were the first to completely condemn it. It took
centuries of separating ourselves from the growing power of the Eurasian Union
and the Global American States, to form the East Asian Confederacy and to
finally raise enough funds and support to build the shield which now allows me
to write these words. Unfortunately, our best intentions and our best efforts
have fallen short.”</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“Taggart, open the door!” shouted Anya. She typed in her
personal code but the screen only flashed: ACCESS DENIED.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“The sheer quantity of nukes detonated was enough to flash
ignite the surface of the planet. We struggled initially to minimize the impact
on the sea floor, and in doing so, our losses due to flooding caused by
tsunamis was kept at a low six percent death rate. From this position, we could
see the planet boil around us. Typhoons lashed around the shield and lightning
crackled along its surface. No one outside could have survived, not here, and
not elsewhere in the world. They wanted us to believe that the Union and the
States were the cause – a sudden inflammation of old wounds that lead to an
immediate and inevitable nuclear war - but with our one satellite still in
orbit and able to transmit through the shield, we have discovered the truth.
Our friends who abandoned us, the Martian Colonists and their lackeys on Luna,
they delivered this nuclear salvo. Their beloved infant Galactic Empire and
their hatred of the traditionalist views of those of us who refused to abandon
this planet - that is what has caused this. Despite our best efforts, we
weren’t good enough, though. Our shield was good, but not eternal. In
twenty-four hours it will collapse and we will be exposed to massive amounts of
literal Hell on Earth. I only wish to say this to whoever may find this in the
future. The Galactic Empire has murdered an entire –“</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">The airlock hatch blew and Aarin disappeared with the box.
Likewise across the surfaces of the orbiting station, similar hatches blew and
every person still onboard was cast out to a cold and silent journey into the
void. Seconds later, in a section of the station that no one had paid attention
to during the expedition, sixteen nuclear rockets launched to their targets at
the sixteen different excavation sites across the planet formerly known as
Earth.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">&#160;</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">---</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">&#160;</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">Taggart watched the last mushroom cloud dissipate with a
blank expression. His mission was accomplished. In four weeks, much sooner than
was related to the rest of the expedition team, a Ulysses craft would pick him
up and take him back towards the center of the galaxy – the center of the
Galactic Empire.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“I knew you were too eager to open that box for it to be
just curiosity,” said a voice behind him.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">He spun around and there was Anya, a plasma-bolt rifle
leveled at him.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“I had already planned to open the box on my own, so I stole
Walls Security Clearance codes,” she said to him. “I guess you didn’t consider
me ambitious enough to go this far, huh?”</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">Taggart was silent.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“I don’t care about the men you killed. That was an
occupational hazard, but don’t think I didn’t know the truth of what happened
on this planet. Do you know who I work for?”</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">Taggart was still silent, his face a study in granite.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“I’m a member of the Gaian Collective, do you know what that
is?”</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">Taggart grunted, but did not take his eyes off her.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“We’re here for the truth,” she said, and held up the memory
card to her communicator. “And now we have it. Your precious Galactic Empire
has just lost its pristine reputation. It’s the same Empire that three hundred
years ago murdered seven billion people in the worst atrocity in the history of
–“</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">There was a loud crack that echoed through the control room.
Anya’s eyes dilated for a moment and blood spattered her lips as she tried to
breathe. She collapsed to her knees, and then slumped over to the ground. From
her position on the floor she bore witness to her murderer’s final acts.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">Aarin lowered the antique revolver Anya always carried with
her as a good luck charm. It was the first archaeological find she’d made, and
she’d spent a fortune to have it restored to working order. The bullets alone
cost her three times the grant money she’d received for her first five
expeditions.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“Dammit, Aarin. Why’d you have to let her go on like that?”
Taggart yelled. “She could have fucking shot me at any second.”</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">Aarin stared quietly down at the female archaeologist who
only had seconds left to live.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“This is the last god damned time I sign up to work with an
andie. No retirement is worth this, not Acrutia, not the Jessuu Falls, not
Alpha Centauri.”</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">Taggart spun back around and began to systematically shut
all the airlocks on the station, checking also for signs of life still aboard.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“You know, I’ve a good mind to just shut you the hell off
for that shit – a fucking plasma-bolt rifle aimed at me and you –“</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">The loud crack was heard again and Taggart fell heavily
against the controls.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">Aarin quietly walked over and pushed the communications
officer out of the chair. With a few quick keystrokes he set the station on a
collision course with the former planet Earth.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">Three hours later, the last mushroom cloud that would ever
be seen on the planet finally dissipated.</p>

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        <title>TWG - Chemical Reaction, Chess, France</title>   
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<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 1.5625em;"><strong>PUDDLES</strong></span><br /></p><p class="MsoNormal"><br /></p><p class="MsoNormal">There were only sixteen competitors left. </p>

<p class="MsoNormal">The Watchers began to escort Hines out of the Arena with
little difficulty – he had fainted as soon as he discovered his fatal blunder.
The other fifteen of us that had sat quietly on the edges of the darkness
surrounding the puddle of light that bathed Hines and Jaspar during their bout,
lowered our heads before Jaspar’s dry, crackling voice had spoken “Checkmate”. </p>

<p class="MsoNormal">The sound of Hines’s shoes scraping the dusty stone floor of
the Arena as he was dragged out echoed throughout the cavernous Chamber of the
Game, creating the illusion of a thousand giant rats scratching at the wall to
get into us. I swallowed with difficulty and gave thanks to no god in
particular that the passing of Hines would be quiet.<span style="">&#160; </span>I gave my thanks, however, much too soon.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">Hines suddenly lurched upright with so sudden a spasm that
it caught the Watchers off guard.<span style="">&#160; </span>In a
flash he was running across the Arena towards the darkened windows. Several metallic
clicks were heard as several Watchers fired their crossbows at Hines. Three
bolts hit Hines in the back just before he collided with one of the windows.
The glass shattered and Hines fell through in a sudden blinding ray of light.
Everyone in the Chamber shielded their eyes, including myself. None of us had
seen sunlight in a decade, and its fierceness both blinded and frightened us.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">Jaspar was the only one not affected.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">He calmly walked over to the window and looked out. He stood
there for several seconds before the voice of one of the Watchers called him
back. Jaspar waited only a second more before turning around and returning to
stand with the rest of the sixteen competitors.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“There will be a day’s rest,” said the Master over the
intercom. </p>

<p class="MsoNormal">And with that, sixteen young men filed into line and exited
the Arena.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">---</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“What did you see?”</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“Where are we?”</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“Did you see any other people?”</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“What happened to Hines?”</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">The questions were barked out, overlapping and repeated
again and again, but Jaspar ignored them. Kilroy, the youngest of us started to
cry. I kept to myself and stared at the mysterious thick soup we were given to
eat each day. Like a robot I spooned a puddle of it to my mouth. I spared a
glance to Jaspar, my new roommate, and saw he was quietly eating as well, as if
none of the other boys were there.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“I heard he pisses in his sleep,” came a whisper in my ear.
The voice belonged to Duraldo, who had been my roommate in the last round. “And
I hear he likes to touch you when you’re asleep, because he’s sick in the
head.”</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">I grunted. You would hear this same legend at the end of
every round. Everyone gets new roommates as our numbers are halved, and always
it is the gossip you hear before the inevitable talk of the next round and who
might be leaving us.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">Duraldo nudged me a nodded his head towards Kilroy, who was
still sobbing.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“What a waste,” he said. “He should have been long gone.
Lucky bastard. Do you know who you want to pull?”</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">I shook my head and continued eating.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“I mean, I know you don’t<span style="">&#160;
</span>get to pick, but is there someone you’d rather end up against? Someone
easy?”</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">I didn’t answer and risked another glance at my new
roommate. I didn’t want him to catch me staring, but it wasn’t an issue. Jaspar
stared silently down into his bowl and continued to eat. Before long the other
boys stopped asking questions, and finally Duraldo stopped talking to me long
enough to eat.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">The Room Bell rang and quietly we shuffled out of the
cafeteria that had just a few weeks ago held a thousand boys. The echoes of our
footsteps rattled around in the high ceilings as we departed for our rooms.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">---</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">I jerked awake with a start, half expecting Jaspar have his
hands down my pants, or standing over me urinating a puddle onto my bed with a
morbid smile. I tried to sort out in the darkness if I had just woken from a
nightmare, but no memory of it remained. I heard a shuffle to the left of my
bed and a match was struck. There was Jaspar – he <em style="">had</em> been doing something.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“You were talking in your sleep,” he said.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">I glared at him for a moment and then rolled over away from
him, pulling my covers with me.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“I couldn’t sleep. I can’t stop thinking about it,” he
continued. “I need to tell someone what I saw.”</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">I sniffed and thought about it for a second. Honestly, I
didn’t want to know what he’d seen out that window. I could still feel the burn
of the sunlight in my eyes as if they were on fire. I sighed and rolled back
over to face him.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“If I tell you,” he said, “will you promise me that you
won’t tell anyone?”</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">I nodded.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">Jaspar sat down next to my bed with his back to my
nightstand, the candle he still carried cast odd shadows on the walls, like the
specters of the competitors that hadn’t made it this far.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“Hines was hanging on to a railing,” Jaspar began. “The
Arena is at the top of a high tower overlooking a high cliff. There’s nothing
to see but clouds … clouds so low like puddles of water. We’re so high that
we’re above the clouds. I couldn’t save him. The poison on the bolts was
getting to him. He was going to fall. I wanted him to see what was down there
before he died, so I didn’t help him.<span style="">&#160; </span>I
saw him disappear through the clouds … and then …”</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">Jaspar stopped talking.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">The light from the candle flickered for a moment before it
went out. I heard Jaspar stand and walk back to his bed. I laid there for a
long time listening to him breathe before I finally nodded off into troubled
sleep.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">---</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">I remembered Smith from the first round. There were so many
of us back then that was hard to focus on anyone but the people seated near you
at the cafeteria or during a game at the Arena. I remember when I had beaten …
my God … I have forgotten his name …</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“I watched you,” Smith said to me.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">I ignored him and scanned his formation for some clue as to
what he was trying to achieve. I was beginning to wish I had watched him during
that game instead of focusing on my opponent. Smith was as plain as his name.
His brown hair was thin and wispy and it appeared there was very little he
could do with it besides let it flop lightly on the top of his head.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“I know all your moves.”</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">I hesitated with my fingers caressing the top of my
remaining knight.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“Do you remember me?” he asked.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">I let go of the knight and considered one of my bishops,
taking in to account the fact that his last two moves had appeared defensive,
but that he might be attempting to lead my last knight into a trap.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“I congratulated you on your first win,” he said. “Do you remember
that?”</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">Before he could finish I had his rook in my hand and had him
in check.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“Bastard,” was the last word he ever spoke to me.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">---</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">The eight of us left didn’t say a word at lunch the day
after. Our rest periods were getting longer, and there were fewer Watchers left
to guard us. Kilroy was crying again, Duraldo had given up his gossip for the
spoon, settling to shovel things into his mouth instead of spew things out of
it. Jaspar was pale and looking ill. A boy named Jean was staring at me across
the long table but I cut my eyes away from him. He made me feel uneasy, and I
didn’t know why.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">---</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">Again I woke suddenly, hands rocketing towards my groin
expecting to find the hands or head of some pervert pressing against me. Then I
remembered that Kilroy was my new roommate.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">And again, Jaspar was standing near my bed with the candle.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">He pressed a finger to his lips indicating I should be
silent, and then he motioned me out of bed and towards the door. The door was
open!</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">I didn’t have time to ask him how the door had come to be
not only unlocked but standing wide open as he grabbed me and pulled me
stealthily out into the hall. To my surprise, Kilroy, Duraldo, and Jean were
all waiting for us.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“Nicked a key from a Watcher that was napping,” Duraldo
giggled.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">The group of us tiptoed down the hall past the kitchen,
avoiding the hall that lead towards the Watchers’ chambers. I knew where we
were going, we all did. We opened a door and began to climb a long winding
stair case, one that we had climbed time and again in this place. </p>

<p class="MsoNormal">With a loud creak, the wooden door to the Arena opened and
we all filed inside.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">Duraldo made it to the broken window first. The Watchers had
hastily thrown a brown canvas sheet over the gaping hole, but had yet to make
formal repairs. He pulled the canvas away and the five of us peered out the
window.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">The moon was out, and terribly bright, but even its awesome
beauty could not tear our eyes away from what we saw beneath us. Jaspar was
right, we were in a tower on a cliff. What he hadn’t noticed at all though, was
the identical tower several miles away across a giant expanse that seemed to be
rippling like the surface of water, but with a huge gash cut in it stretching
across in a straight line to the other tower. It took a moment to get our
bearings and establish in our minds what it was we were actually seeing. Kilroy
saw it first.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“Two armies. Waiting,” he whispered.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">It was true. The raging seas on either side of the divide
were vast armies of men, the moonlight glinting off their weapons and armor. A
gap of several hundred yards in width separated them. </p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“Waiting for what?” Duraldo asked.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">None of us had the answer, but we didn’t wait around to
ponder on it further. Having seen what we had come to see, we fled back down
the stairs. As we shuffled down the dark hallways back to our rooms, Jaspar
stopped at a door. The others continued on, but I stayed with Jaspar. Quietly,
and with a shaking hand he turned the knob of the door. I tried to stop him,
but he had already opened the door by the time I reached him. </p>

<p class="MsoNormal">There was a sound like water dripping into puddles, and
rocks being pushed along a stone floor, but the room was dark. It’s size was
difficult to judge in the darkness, but the echoes made it seem large.
Something grunted in the dark, and was answered elsewhere in the room. I heard
Jaspar light his candle, and there in the dancing shadows I saw Smith, his face
disfigured … chewed on … without a body.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“Pigs!” Jaspar whispered harshly.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">Pigs. And bodies. The bodies of every competitor who had
lost his match. And puddles of filth and blood. I became violently ill to the
delight of the pigs. Several trotted over to us, and the sudden reality of
their size and demeanor made Jaspar and I both backpedal towards the door
before quickly exiting and shutting it behind us. We gasped for breath for a
few moments before we quietly walked back to our rooms, drowning in our sudden
revelation.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">---</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">Amazingly, Duraldo wasn’t talking.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">Neither was I.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">I was picturing Duraldo being eaten by pigs.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">I was picturing two armies facing off against each other,
waiting for something.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">Duraldo made his move, an unwise move. I could see the next
eight or so moves in my head and knew I had him beat. I had just killed
Duraldo, but part of me wondered if I should throw the game so that he would
live. None of the others knew what was in store for them, just Jaspar and I.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">Duraldo smiled weakly.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">And silently I sent him to his death.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">---</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">Jean and I sat on one side of the lone table in the
cafeteria, Jaspar and Kilroy on the other.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">We ate in silence, our minds on the next day in the Arena -
one step closer to either death or answers. None of us had spoken to each other
that day, not after hearing Duraldo’s screams down the hallway. Never in all my
time in that place had I heard a boy dying. I’ve seen them shot with poison,
dragged away gibbering and spluttering under the weight of their fears, but
never had I heard a boy die until Duraldo’s distinct voice came thundering down
the hallways to our rooms. Jean was my roommate then but I could hear Kilroy
across the hall whimpering while Jaspar tried to console him.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“Pig,” said Jean.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">Jaspar and I jerked our heads up and stared at Jean, Kilroy
kept eating.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“I finally figured out what this stuff is,” he said,
shoveling another spoonful into his mouth. “It’s pork.”</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">Jaspar and I did not eat again.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">---</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">Jaspar was crying, his tears falling on the chessboard.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">I silently wished he could cry enough to flood this place.
I’d rather drown than know that another one of us had been fed to pigs.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“I’m sorry,” Jaspar said. “I’m so sorry.”</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">He set his knight down and for a moment I saw what he saw.
That my life was over.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">But no …</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">The fool … the damned fool …</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">He didn’t even see the pawn. The lowliest of pieces, and
here ignored – and here exalted. I made the move and Jaspar gasped so deeply
that he was still sucking in air when the Watchers took him.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">Quietly I reached across the board and tipped his king over.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">---</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">I woke slowly this time, wanting to feel hands touching me,
wanting to feel the dampness of urine soaking through my clothes, wanting
Jaspar to still be alive.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">I was alone.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">Across the hall, Jean was also alone.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">Tomorrow would be the last game in the Arena.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">---</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">All the Watchers were in attendance. They surrounded us,
lurking in the darkness just outside the light of the circle. </p>

<p class="MsoNormal">Jean was stalling.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“Where are you from?” he asked, faking a nice smile. “I’m
from France. You know, I think we might still be in France. When they took me,
I didn’t travel long. This must be France.”</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">I cleared my throat.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">Jean laughed softly and made his move.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">Thunderous applause broke out around us. The Watchers were
cheering.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">I hadn’t even noticed. Jean’s move was fatal for him. I
didn’t even have to finish the game, it was over.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“I hope this is France so I can die at home,” Jean said as
he was dragged away.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">---</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">I was bathed thoroughly by women, fed rich fruits and
breads, and then dressed in golden shining armor.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">The Watchers set a plumed helm on my head and escorted me
down deep, deep into the complex where I had lived for a decade. As we reached
a door, an intercom clicked on and I heard the Master’s voice for the last
time.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“Thank you for playing. Please remember, we are all counting
on you.”</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">And then the intercom clicked off.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">The door was thrown open and I was marched down a long gap
between two opposing armies.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">I looked over my shoulder and realized that I had come out
at the base of the cliff I had seen in the tower. I couldn’t see the tower
above me, for the clouds were thick and low. </p>

<p class="MsoNormal">It seemed like I marched forever with the procession of
Watchers around me. Soon I noticed another plumed and golden-armored general
approaching in the distance. We met at a table, and on the table was a
chessboard.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">We were seated and our helms were removed. The boy that was
seated across from me looked foreign and younger than myself. He smiled at me,
but I didn’t return the smile.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“Play,” said a voice.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">The boy opposite me made his first move.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“Why?” I said.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">I looked to my right and my left at the two armies. Then I
looked to the Watchers. There was silence all around.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">Then an intercom clicked on.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“Because war is inevitable. Because man is greedy. Because
now bloodshed is unnecessary. Play the game, save your people. Win the game,
win a kingdom.”</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“Fortune and Glory,” the boy across from me said.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">The fools had given me a ceremonial knife, sheathed as part
of my ceremonial armor.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">I grabbed its hilt, pulled it out in the same series of
motions that propelled me from my chair, and before they could stop me I had leaped
across the table and slit the boy’s throat.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">The armies roared to life with a thunder that caused my
eardrums to burst. The ground shook as the armies surged towards one another.
The Watchers scattered in terror. The boy gazed at me emptily as his blood
flowed over the board and between the pieces in puddles.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">I felt myself rise away from the scene as the armies
collided around me.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">I saw my own king, in black obsidian, fall among the pawns.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">I saw myself as the catalyst to the chemical reaction that
was raging around me.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">I saw the blood in puddles – on the board, on the ground, in
the sky as clouds were turned red by the setting sun.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">I saw the human race.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">The flames.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">The smoke.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">The dead.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">The darkness.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">The void.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">The end.</p>

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        <title>Rewind - Tellurium, Rictus, Jump Rope</title>   
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<p class="MsoNormal">&#160;</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">The following is an excerpt from evidence presented in the
case of the abandonment and supposed destruction of the mining spacecraft,
Atropos. The Atropos was one of three close-proximity mining survey ships
deployed to survey the Jovian asteroid fields located in Jupiter’s orbit.<span style="">&#160; </span>At the time of the incident, Atropos was
operating in the Trojan Asteroid field on a 6-month mission to collect samples
of several previously identified asteroids to determine whether their
composition warranted further efforts to mine them for minerals. Atropos had
two sister ships, Clotho and Lachesis, which at the time of the incident were
stationed at the Ulysses Mining Base on Titan for routine maintenance.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">The crew of the Atropos was as follows:</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">Chief Engineer Michael Lewiston – Mission Commander;
Employee of Ulysses Mining Corporation for seventeen years; former ISA
Exploration Team member; presumed killed during EVA above Asteroid EE43; 46
years old.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">Engineer Thomas R. Franks – Systems Specialist; Contract labor;
Expertise in Advanced Aeronautic Intelligence and Navigation Systems, asteroid
mining protocol, astrogeology; former consultant for Ulysses Mining
Corporation; presumed killed by exposure to toxic material aboard the Atropos;
43 years old.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">Dr. William P. Weller – Medical support and psychologist;
Employee of Ulysses Mining Corporation for ten years; only survivor of the
Atropos incident; 51 years old.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">---</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">Primary Mission Log – 12.16.2039</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">Chief Engineer Lewiston</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">In accordance with the mission specifications, we are
halting our surface excavation of Asteroid EE41 and will proceed over the next
three days to rendezvous with our secondary target, Asteroid EE43. </p>

<p class="MsoNormal">Preliminary data from the excavation of Asteroid EE41 shows
that little or no viable minerals can be mined without jeopardizing the
structural integrity of the object. As reported in the previous log, at
approximately 4 hours and 17 minutes into our initial excavation, we breached a
pressure pocket within the asteroid. The force resulting was enough to propel
large sections of rock into the excavation apparatus. After inspection, I
determined that the device is still operational. Once we rendezvous with
Asteroid EE43, I will make an EVA alongside the device in case manual
intervention is necessary at the asteroid’s surface.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">---</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">Medical Log – 12.16.2039</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">Dr. William Weller</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">Our maneuver to rendezvous with Asteroid EE43 will take
three days. I am using this extended downtime to conduct psychological reviews
of the other two crewmembers. I feel this is necessary following the events of
yesterday. Franks has intimated to me his concerns that the crew was in real
danger when the pressure pocket was breached. I tend to agree that our fate
could have been much different. While Lewiston seems unfazed by the event, I
feel it will put Franks more at ease if he feels the evaluation is routine and
that Lewiston is also participating.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">I have indicated that for the next 24 hours, we should
confine ourselves to quarters for rest after the stress of yesterday. After the
24 hours we will begin rotations in the exercise room with short routines using
artificial gravity from the revolution pod and the jump rope.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">---</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">Psychological Evaluation of Chief Engineer Lewiston –
12.17.2039 </p>

<p class="MsoNormal">Dr. William Weller</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">Lewiston is displaying his usual stoic front at the prospect
of his impending EVA. While he says he has considered the dangers of being
present at the surface while attached to the mining apparatus, I do not believe
he has thoroughly considered the possibility that a repeat of the incident on
Asteroid EE41 would pose a great danger to him.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">We reviewed several moments from his past including previous
missions with the ISA Exploration Team where malfunctions in equipment or
unforeseen crises directly affected him before proceeding to speak of his
trouble with [ENTRY OMITTED FROM LOG]<span style="">
</span>Regardless, Lewiston is confident that the remainder of the mission will
be successful and he looks forward to returning to Titan to reunite with [ENTRY OMITTED FROM LOG]<span style="">
</span> I feel it
is important to continuously boost his confidence to a point where it will
overpower his guilt about&#160; [ENTRY OMITTED FROM LOG]<span style="">
</span><span style="">
</span>and I am administering a small dose of antidepressants to counter any
feelings of anger towards  [ENTRY OMITTED FROM LOG]<span style="">
</span>after our discussion.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">Upon our return to Titan, I would like to discuss the
possibility of taking on Lewiston as a patient of my own as I feel my own
experiences with similar situations, specifically&#160; [ENTRY OMITTED FROM LOG]<span style="">
</span><span style="color: #000000"><span style="background: black none repeat scroll 0% 0%; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial;"></span></span> does benefit our trust levels.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">---</p>

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="">&#160;</span>Psychological
Evaluation of Engineer Franks – 12.18.2039</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">Dr. William Weller</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">Franks was difficult to engage in productive conversation
today. I believe he is over-thinking the incident with the pressure pocket and
is nervous about proceeding with the mission. His knowledge of astrogeology is
extensive and I must admit his misgivings about Asteroid EE43 do somewhat
transfer to me. He describes his fear as relatively sound considering the
composition, size, and density of the two asteroids is nearly identical. While
I am not as versed in the science of asteroid composition and stability as he
is, I am still only marginally concerned about our safety.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">I attempted to divert the conversation away from the present
to points of his past that he felt more relaxed and happy, but as was evident
in my previous evaluations during this mission, Franks is extremely reluctant
to discuss his past, even to the point of abruptly ending the session by
refusing to speak to me further.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">I am giving him an increased dose of muscle relaxers to ease
his mind until the rendezvous. Hopefully once the excavation begins his
concerns will be somewhat alleviated, and he will be able to function at a
higher efficiency during this critical time.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">---</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">Primary Log – 12.19.2039</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">Chief Engineer Lewiston</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">Atropos is now currently positioned approximately 200 meters
above the surface of Asteroid EE43. In the next hour I will initiate the
secondary phase of our mission by launching the impact probe. Franks has
refitted the probe with some additional imaging hardware hoping to increase our
visibility of the composition of the asteroid at the excavation point. I am
impressed with his talents in this regard. If his addition to the probe works,
I will recommend that Ulysses consider making the adjustment a standard feature
for future probe designs.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">Once data has been streamed back to us from the probe, we
will prep the excavation apparatus for its positioning above the surface of the
asteroid to begin excavation. I will commence an EVA simultaneously and will
ride the apparatus down to the surface in case manual intervention becomes
necessary due to unknown damage sustained during the primary excavation of
Asteroid EE41.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">Should any malfunction occur, I will attempt repairs on
site. If repairs are ineffective, I will scrub the mission and begin maneuvers
to rendezvous back with Base.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">---</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">Medical Log – 12.19.2039</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">Dr. William Weller</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">At 1732 hours,<span style="">&#160; </span>Chief
Engineer Lewiston’s Life Support monitors registered a flat line. After a final
attempt to retract the excavation apparatus and retrieve his body to
resuscitate, he was pronounced dead.<span style="">&#160; </span></p>

<p class="MsoNormal">The following is a description of the events leading to the
death of Chief Engineer Lewiston:</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">1643 – Lewiston and the apparatus reached the target area at
the surface of Asteroid EE43. After a final check of the laser machinery,
Lewiston activated the laser and began excavation of the site.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">1657 – Lewiston halted excavation for further surface scans.
After seeing no structural anomalies, Lewiston reactivated the laser and
commenced excavation.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">1715 – The excavation apparatus breached a large pressure
pocket, the resulting force of which propelled the apparatus away from the
asteroid and on a collision course with Atropos. Two of our solar arrays were
damaged, along with the communications dish, and the secondary life support
systems. Lewiston was attached to the excavation apparatus via his EVA suit when
the incident occurred. He most likely suffered blunt force trauma either from
the impact with the solar arrays or debris from the asteroid blast.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">1717 – Franks and I attempted to retract the apparatus and
retrieve Lewiston; however, the force of the blast caused the velocity of the
apparatus to pull the umbilical attachment in excess of the force supported by
the retraction device, thus rendering it destroyed and inoperable.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">1723 – Lewiston still shows signs of life on the monitors
and his breath is heard over the comm. Franks begins to suit up for an EVA
retrieval. Upon assessing the damage, it is noticed that the velocity of the
apparatus is pulling Atropos towards another asteroid. Franks and I decide to
disconnect the apparatus to prevent a collision with the other asteroid. This
results in the loss of Chief Engineer Lewiston.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">1732 – Lewiston’s life functions cease. Franks continues to
prepare for EVA to assess damage to Atropos.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">---</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">Medical Log – 12.20.2039</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">Dr. William Weller</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">Franks is continuing to exhibit symptoms that go beyond my
medical knowledge. Shortly after his EVA to assess the damage to Atropos, he
began to complain of chest pains and a shortness of breath. Initially I felt
that this was a cursory reaction relative to the stress of the incident, but
its exponential increase in seriousness over the past few hours has me worried
that something else is the cause. I have resorted to wearing a rebreather in
the event that Franks has inhaled some type of toxic material.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">Our communications are completely down. Though I have
activated the distress beacon, the position of Jupiter between Titan and
Asteroid EE43 might result in it not being received for several hours.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">I am continuing to monitor Franks. Without him, it may be
impossible to reposition Atropos to exit the asteroid field and maneuver the
ship into a position where it can rendezvous with Titan should propulsion
systems be damaged further. Our trajectory change following the detachment of
the excavation apparatus has put us closer to Asteroid EE43. The pressure
pocket has proved to have been something other than what we discovered on
Asteriod EE41. The plume of purplish gas has continued to be emitted from the
excavation site. It troubles me to consider how such a phenomenon could occur
continuously like this. Surely once the pressure was released, the plume of
ejected gas would dissipate. A part of my mind wonders if this has any relation
to the symptoms Franks is exhibiting. Perhaps his exposure to the gases has
caused some kind of reaction. I plan to take a sample of dust from his EVA suit
to determine if any unknown residues might possibly have been inhaled by Franks
once he re-entered the airlock of Atropos. Once I have stabilized Franks, I
plan to spend 30 minutes with the jump rope to release some tension.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">---</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">Medical Log – 12.21.2039</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">Dr. William Weller</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">Franks has died and I believe I have discovered what caused
his death. In his final moments, his face frozen in a rictus of paralyzing
pain, I chanced to remove my mask to see if it would help him breathe. Franks
exhaled at that moment and released a sudden heavy effluvium of garlic-smelling
foulness. Immediately, considering the strict diet we have on board Atropos, I
realized this was a telltale sign of the agent of his destruction. During his
EVA, Franks spent a good deal of time attempting to repair the solar arrays.
The arrays currently in service on all three Ulysses mining ships are Cadmium
Telluride (CdTe) based. It is my belief that the damage of the solar array
created a fine compound dust of cadmium and tellurium that stuck to his EVA
suit and was later inhaled. Tellurium ingestion commonly results in a heavy
garlic odor in the victims exhalations.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">I cannot correct the course of Atropos as the propulsion
systems are inoperable. Collision alarms have sounded and I have no alternative
but to launch the emergency escape pod and wait to be rescued. Hopefully, my
proximity to the asteroids will not result in my own death, but this is a
chance I am willing to take. Atropos is going to collide with EE43 and I am
unable to prevent it. Due to the nature of the death of Franks, I have decided
not to bring him in the pod with me as it could jeopardize my safety and the
safety of any rescue team. I only hope that I have not already received a lethal
exposure to the toxin.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">This will be the final mission log entry for the mining
ship, Atropos. Lewiston and Franks are dead, and I, Dr. Weller am exiting the
craft via the escape pod.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">---</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">The following is an excerpt from the ISA Court proceedings
that followed the incident with the mining ship, Atropos. Dr. Weller was asked
by the ISA commission in charge of the investigation to answer a few questions
regarding the events leading up to the incident. The investigation was
conducted largely outside the public eye, and up until the time Dr. Weller was
asked to answer the commission’s questions, no one with either Ulysses Mining
Corporation or the rest of the ISA and its many subsidiaries knew what the
investigation had concluded.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">The transcript of the proceedings is presented as it
occurred with “Q” representing the questioning ISA Official and the “W”
representing Dr. Weller:</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">Q: Just prior to the incident with the apparatus on EE43,
was there continued communication between Lewiston and yourself, or Lewiston and
Franks?</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">W: No. After his final check we did not hear from Lewiston
again.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">Q: And the records of the communications that were recorded
on resident computers within the Atropos databanks … they were destroyed with
the ship when it collided with the asteroid?</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">W: I believe so.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">Q: With Lewiston dead, who was the mission commander in
charge of the Atropos?</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">W: I was the only Ulysses employee left, so that
responsibility fell to me.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">Q: So it was your sole decision to send Franks out to
inspect the ship?</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">W: No. It was originally suggested by Franks. I felt we
should wait for rescue.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">Q: Was it your sole decision to release the apparatus and
Lewiston to deep space?</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">W: Franks and I came to a mutual agreement that it was the
best thing to do.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">Q: And in doing so, you prevented the Atropos from colliding
with another asteroid. Is this correct?</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">W: That is correct.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">Q: However, releasing the apparatus adjusted your trajectory
to proceed along a collision course with EE43 after all. Is this also correct?</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">W: That is correct.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">Q: Was Franks not able to calculate this possibility given
the ship computer readings?</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">W: He did not indicate the possibility to me.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">Q: Dr. Weller, do you have any previous experience piloting
a Charybdis-model Mining Ship like the Atropos?</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">W: No. I’m a doctor, not an astronaut.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">Q: Dr. Weller, where were you in the autumn and winter
months of 2023?</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">W: … I can’t recall. Possibly working with ISA.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">Q: Isn’t it true that you were stationed on the ISA ship,
Ticonderoga?</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">W: Oh … um … yes, that’s correct.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">Q: Are you familiar with the name James Addison?</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">W: He was my superior at the ISA.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">Q: Is he alive today?</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">W: Yes. I believe so.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">Q: And can you tell us why he is alive today?</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">W: I don’t understand.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">Q: Isn’t it true, Dr. Weller, that while stationed on the
Ticonderoga in orbit around Mercury that your Charybdis-model Mining Ship was
damaged by space debris?</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">W: Yes.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">Q: Isn’t it true that your superior and pilot of the ship
was rendering unconscious during the collision?</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">W: Yes.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">Q: So tell me, Dr. Weller, who exactly was it out of the two
people operating the ship, one of which we have decided was unconscious, that
initiated the intricate set of navigational adjustments that pulled the ship
out of its fatal orbit and saved the ship and the life of James Addision.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">W: Me.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">Q: So you do have experiencing piloting a Charybdis-model
ship like the Atropos?</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">W: … yes.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">Q: Dr. Weller, did you know Thomas Franks prior to his
contract with Ulysses Mining Corporation?</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">W: No.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">Q: Wasn’t it you yourself who recommended Franks for the job
to the Mission Commander, Chief Engineer Lewiston?</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">W: I … I don’t remember.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">Q: Are you willing to swear this isn’t your signature on a
document offering your recommendation of Mr. Franks for the contract? [document
available in case discovery]</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">W: It is mine. Yes, I recommended him.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">Q: Dr. Weller, have you ever hired a private investigator?</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">W: No … I … Yes.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">Q: How did your daughter die, Dr. Weller?</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">W: …</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">Q: I repeat, Dr. Weller, how did your daughter die?</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">W: She was … raped and murdered.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">Q: Dr. Weller, isn’t it true that you hired a private
investigator to discover the murderer’s identity?</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">W: …Yes.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">Q: And did you not receive information from the private investigator
detailing the murderer’s identity and whereabouts?</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">W: Yes, I did.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">Q: Who murdered and raped your eight year old daughter, Dr.
Weller?</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">W: Franks.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">Q: Please tell us his full name.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">W: Thomas Franks.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">Q: The same Thomas Franks that died of Tellurium poisoning
aboard the Atropos?</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">W: The same.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">Q: Dr. Weller, are you absolutely positive that the Atropos
crashed into Asteroid EE43?</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">W: Yes … I mean … I’m fairly sure …</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">Q: What do you think we would have found if the Atropos
hadn’t been destroyed in that collision?</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">W: I don’t know. Franks. The databanks.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">Q: A jump rope?</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">W: …</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">Q: Dr. Weller, did you murder Thomas Franks by strangling
him with a jump rope?</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">W: No … I …</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">Q: Did you also murder Michael Lewiston after he discovered
the true cause of Franks death?</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">W: …</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">Q: Did the laser ever breach a pressure pocket, Dr. Weller?</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">W: …</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">Q: Dr. Weller … I believe this is yours. [official holds up
a jump rope]</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">---</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">Excerpt from the private diary of Thomas Franks</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">December 19, 2039</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">It’s him. Now I recognize him. He was showing Lewiston a
picture of his family. It was her … that little girl. God help me. God forgive
me. At least he doesn’t know it was me.</p>

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        <title>Poem - Milky Veins ...</title>   
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        <published>2009-09-09T04:58:34Z</published>
        <updated>2009-09-10T18:21:57Z</updated>
    
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        <p>For the assignment &quot;...milky veins in the gut of a well fed dog...&quot;:</p>

<p class="MsoNormal"><br /></p><p class="MsoNormal">The Vet’s Wife</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">&#160;</p>

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">A thousand days bitten</p>

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">A thousand days filthy </p>

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">I toil over the opened flesh</p>

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">Of man’s best friend</p>

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">&#160;</p>

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">Alone like hidden willows</p>

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">Alone like sunless caves</p>

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">I exist for the memory of her -</p>

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">Of my dead wife</p>

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">&#160;</p>

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">I keep her on ice</p>

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">I keep her stashed well</p>

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">Customers come and go above</p>

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">But do not suspect</p>

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">&#160;</p>

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">Her skin is blue</p>

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">Her iced tears flow</p>

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">Like the milky veins in the gut</p>

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">Of a well fed dog</p>

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">&#160;</p>

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">I save an animal</p>

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">I kill an animal</p>

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">I toil over opened flesh</p>

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">For my dead wife</p>

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">&#160;</p>

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">I wait for the time</p>

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">I wait for the means</p>

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">To toil over opened flesh</p>

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">And bring her back</p>

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">&#160;</p>

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">A thousand days written</p>

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">A thousand days lost</p>

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">She never even existed for me</p>

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">She was always dead</p>

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">&#160;</p>

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">A thousand days bitten</p>

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">A thousand days filthy </p>

<p class="MsoNoSpacing">I toil over the opened flesh</p>

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        <title>Sherlock Holmes and the Adventure of the Prime Machine (pt4)</title>   
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        <published>2009-07-08T03:52:16Z</published>
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center; text-align: center;">4. Revelations</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">Holmes’ contact in Leeds was a gentleman named Kenneth
Buchanan, a chemist who operated a small collection of laboratories attached to
the university there. Holmes had been corresponding with Buchanan for several
years in regards to his own independent experiments in chemistry, and apparently
the two held a great deal of respect for each other. Most often, when Holmes
was unable to manufacture the results he desired in an experiment, Buchanan
would be able to direct him towards a solution. It is for this expertise in the
field of chemistry that Holmes had chosen him to assist us in this most unusual
case.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">One would think by the gracious amounts of geniality
displayed by the two masters that they had been long friends. The truth was
that neither had met each other in person. Buchanan was exceedingly pleased by
our sudden visit and set right to inquiring as to the case his specialization
would benefit.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">The chemist was middle-aged, of short stature and dark in
complexion. From above his lips sprouted an immense black moustache that was
rivaled only by the hair on top of his head in its chaos. He wore spectacles
perched on the knob of his nose and it was through these that he peered at the
contents of the vial I produced for him.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“Interesting coloration,” he said. “I presume that this is
most likely the byproduct of some reaction, and judging by uneven coarseness of
the granules I’d have to say it’s likely a mixture of substances we’re looking
at.”</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“Precisely my feelings,” commented Holmes. “Being lacking in
the proper instruments in the field, I held off judgment towards any
specifics.”</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“Well, we have all that you shall need here,” Buchanan
responded while gesturing to his lab and its collection of retorts, crucibles,
alembics, and Bunsen burners.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“Though I would enjoy the opportunity to see you gather your
results in person, Dr. Buchanan, I regret that Dr. Watson and I have some other
business to attend to. We shall rejoin with you in an hour at the most,”
explained Holmes.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“Understood, my friend. I shall have something for you upon
your return,” replied the chemist and set off immediately to work.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">We departed the laboratory with Holmes appearing in good
spirits despite the serious and personal nature of the case we were now
entangled in. </p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“I have the greatest confidence that Buchanan will be able
to provide a most important clue to the events on the rail, and perhaps to the
entirety of our current problem.”</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“He did seem rather keen on the idea of providing assistance
to us,” I mused.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“Indeed. Buchanan is one of the best in his field, and
boasts an attention to detail that I find refreshing. It is rare to find an
individual with such an eye for hidden meanings in chemical residues. Our
interests in this regard are in the best of hands.”</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">We passed quickly through the campus of the university, it having
been only just incorporated following a number of years as a prominent school
of medicine. Holmes had returned to his quickened pace and stalked through the
streets with purpose. We departed from the sleek architecture of the blocks
surrounding the campus university and soon found ourselves in the shadows of a
neighborhood of lesser repute. The sun was finding rips in the clouds which
allowed a fair amount of rays to beam down on us throughout the campus, but the
district we had just entered seemed to repel sunlight unnaturally. </p>

<p class="MsoNormal">After several turns down dark twisting alleys, Holmes
stopped in front of a low building with no windows. Being wedged between two
larger buildings that appeared to be warehouses and having no street entrance,
the place would have been easy to miss. This was probably due to its dark
purpose – a haven for addicts – which I deduced from the acrid odor surrounding
it.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“An opium den?” I whispered in surprise.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">He elbowed me in the ribs with force and gave me a glare
that immediately shut off any further attempt to question him or the purpose of
our visit to such a low place. Just then, seeming to melt away from the wall of
the place, a man appeared. I was shocked by his sudden appearance as just a
moment before I would have sworn there was nothing in front of the building
other than a pile of refuse.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">The man was an Oriental – I thought most likely Chinese
considering the number of them involved with these vile drug pits throughout
England. My first thoughts were confirmed as he barked out a line of Mandarin
at us. I noticed, to my surprise and sudden fear, that he was holding a cruel
dagger just under the patchwork coat he wore. I surreptitiously slid my hand
into my pocket where I kept a small knife of my own, cursing myself for having left
my revolver on the train.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">Holmes then responded in similar style to the man, and made
a subtle gesture with his fingers at his waist. The Chinaman nodded and
returned to his post, appearing once again as a pile of garbage. I had no time
to ponder over the events that had just occurred as Holmes was then pulling me
into a hell I had only entered once or twice before in similar dens back home.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">The ceilings were uncomfortably low and most of the
decorations were a dark tar-stained red. It was difficult to tell where the
stains ended and the shadows began. Smoke hung like thin curtains drifting down
from the hanging lamps sparsely scattered through the place. Holmes led me down
a long corridor. I tried, but I could not keep my eyes from peering into the
depths of the rooms to either side of us as we passed.<span style="">&#160; </span>All manner of men could be found here –
fallen nobles, lost students, wastes of men, vaporous apparitions of humankind.
Some stooped over low flames, some danced about chanting with eyes as luminous
as the moon. One man stood naked in front of a broken mirror and wept.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">I began to feel nauseous from the fumes, but Holmes pulled
me forwards down an adjoining hallway. Finally we entered a room, but my relief
turned to serious shock at what I witnessed there. The room was bare of
furniture save for a ratty, old-fashioned chair with a high back. A small pit
of coals lent the only light in the room, and there, lounging lazily in the
chair with his feet propped up on a pile of dusty books was Sherlock Holmes!</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">Hearing us enter the room, he lifted his head from his
semi-slumber and said in a voice I had heard a hundred times before,” Holmes!
What brings thee to this hebetudinous warren of langorous lassitude?”</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“Lord Almighty!” I exclaimed and, whether a result of shock
or simply the heavy inhalation of fumes, promptly fainted.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">I recovered after a few moments and a few pulls from a flask
of brandy the other Holmes had on hand. I nearly fainted again seeing two of
them standing over me, but soon I could see the difference in the hairlines and
intricate details of the facial structures. The other man was nearly an
identical twin.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">I was still speechless and the real Holmes quietly smirked
to himself waiting for my assessment of this development. The other man handed
me a cigarette which I gladly accepted and inhaled deeply, hoping the touch of
tobacco smoke would refresh my lungs after the assault from the opium fumes. </p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“Dear me, Watson, take it easy on that,” remarked Holmes a
bit too late. I had just inhaled a large amount of marijuana smoke. I began to
cough in spasms and the two men hauled me to my feet and forced another two
swallows of brandy down my throat.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“May I introduce Mr. Tristan Brady,” said Holmes, gesturing
to the man next to him. “Tristan, this is my associate Dr. Watson.”</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“The ambit of such a momentous and fortuitous intersection
of luminaries exceeds the limits of my skills in delineation,” spoke the man.
His accent, now his own, was a mixture of Northern English and Scottish
influences.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“You will have to forgive Tristan’s eloquent manner of speech,”
chimed Holmes. “The only book he has ever read was Roget’s Thesaurus.”</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“The only book I ever finished, you mean, old boy.”</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“It is certainly a …” I hesitated a moment before
continuing, “pleasure to meet you, sir.”</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“A pleasure shared, I’m sure,” he replied, simply
beaming.<span style="">&#160; </span>“The ever loyal Watson. At last
we meet. Holmes speaks very highly of you. So much in fact that I sometimes
wonder if you’ve both gone a bit Greek in all the time you have spent in each
other’s company.”</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">At this he squeezed the plumpness of my stomach in jest.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“How dare you!” I exclaimed, extremely upset by his manner.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“Now, now, gentleman,” chided Holmes. “We have serious
matters to attend to. Will you join us, Tristan? We are returning to Buchanan’s
laboratory for the results of examination of evidence. We shall fill you in on
the way.”</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“By all means, lead the way, dear Holmes,” said Tristan. </p>

<p class="MsoNormal">As we exited the room Tristan winked and pursed his lips at
me and it was all I could do to keep from giving the clown a bunch of fives.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“Watson’s moustache dost bristle like the hackles of dog
when he’s fit to snap, eh?” he whispered to Holmes as we made our way back
through the opium den. If I had not started to feel the shallow effects of the
marijuana, I may have tackled him.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">The walk was more leisurely as we made our way back to the
campus. Holmes explained our adventures thus far and in turn relayed to me the
relationship between the two strikingly similar gentlemen. Tristan had actually
been an adversary of my friend in a case of theft some years back. Holmes had
won out in the end, but not after he himself was nearly accused of the crimes
by Scotland Yard. Tristan, discovering the famous Sherlock Holmes was on his
trail, used his natural similarity to the man to his advantage and had
proceeded to perpetrate several petty crimes in the guise of the famous
detective. Once Holmes had sorted out the case, Scotland Yard dropped its case
against my friend, but not before Holmes interceded on behalf of Tristan,
succeeding in having his sentence commuted to community service as a tool
against crime. Holmes paid him little, but apparently kept him in good supply
of his drug of choice. When I questioned why I had never met the man before,
Holmes explained how his look alike fit into to his methods.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“It is elementary. You have never met him, Watson, because I
wish him only to be seen where I am not. Since you are often by my side on
these cases, it is logical that you would never see the man,” he explained. </p>

<p class="MsoNormal">I accepted this explanation, but I did not accept the conduct
of this jester we had picked up. His attitude towards me was as if I were a
sideshow act to be ridiculed and chuckled at. If not for my friend Holmes’ need
for the man, I would have promptly dispatched the poor fellow in the manner any
former soldier would dispatch a pestering hoodlum such as he.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">Suddenly it dawned on me what the course of action would be
after we left Buchanan.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“Holmes!” I said, stopping on the sidewalk outside the
laboratory. “I absolutely refuse to have this man accompany me back to London.”</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“Me thinks the Watson dost protest too much,” came the
retort from Tristan, and it was the last straw.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">I lunged at the man with my fist cocked back, ready to
deliver a punch that would lay out an ordinary man. I found out quickly that
Holmes’ profile was not the only trait they shared. In a move so quick that I
was unaware it had passed until I was on the ground, Tristan used my momentum
against me, cast me over his shoulder and flat onto my back. I lay there dazed
for a moment, attempting to reconstruct where my attack had gone wrong.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“Do get up, Watson, we have no time to dawdle.”</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">I had no idea which of them said it, but both stood over me
with the same sly smirk on their faces.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">When we returned to receive Buchanan’s verdict we found the
laboratory in a state of violent disarray, even on fire in some areas. Buchanan
himself was considerably singed and covered with soot. </p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“Rubidium!” the chemist exclaimed, his face a radiant presentation
of triumph.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“Are you sure?” replied Holmes.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“Normally found in extracts of zinnwaldite and other ores,
but rarely ever in this state!” Buchanan cheered. “I have never actually had it
available to study here in the lab. It was only recently discovered, you know.
The thirty-seventh element. It is felt that in a decade or so we may use it for
any number of highly advanced medical and scientific experiments. Its
properties are quite remarkable.”</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“Remind me to apologize to you later, Watson,” Holmes said
absently in my direction.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">Tristan chuckled at this and I began to fume once again.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“Yes, yes, it’s a wonder the both of you were not blown to
pieces on the way here – holding such a volatile substance in a glass vial
without a protective oil to encase it. This can ignite merely with exposure to
moisture,” Buchanan explained.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">I was not amused.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“But the remaining question is how does this fit in with the
series of events so far?” mused Holmes.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">He began to pace, sidestepping the debris in his path.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“Now that we know it is Rubidium, I think we can rule out
that it is the byproduct of a reaction. More likely this is excess from it being
the catalyst in the reaction,” stated Buchanan.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“Could that mean that the man blew himself up?” I queried.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“That would not fit with Mitchell’s description of the
event. I have full confidence that what he saw actually happened. The man simply
vanished. Besides it would take a blast of excessive magnitude to completely
vaporize man, and such a blast would most likely have derailed the train.”</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“This reminds me of the stories a friend of mine has written,”
said Tristan. He had seated himself upon a writing desk and was twirling a test
tube between his fingers. “Wells is his name. Future fiction they are calling
it. More science than fiction, I say. His ideas aren’t too far from
possibility.”</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“Yes, I’m acquainted with him,” said Holmes. “However, I am
not yet prepared to accept that there is anything but a simple solution to all
of this.”</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“Well, I am sorry I cannot help you further,” the chemist
apologized. “Thank you though for the opportunity. I have saved a sample for
further study. It will keep me busy for weeks.”</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">Holmes stopped pacing and moved to shake Buchanan’s hand in
thanks.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“I cannot thank you enough for …” A reflection of light
danced over Holmes face, and he suddenly turned his head towards the window. In
a flash he was lunging at the chemist.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">There was the sound of shattering glass and a second after
Holmes hit the chemist with his full body, Buchanan’s head erupted in a
fountain of blood.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">Tristan and I both dropped to the ground below the level of
the windows. Holmes was cursing himself as he examined the chemist’s wound.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">There was silence for several moments before Tristan pushed
himself to his feet and removed a revolver from a hidden holster under his
coat. He peered out the window cautiously, using an unwindowed area of the wall
for cover.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“There’s an open window across the courtyard. I don’t see
anyone there,” he reported.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“No doubt he has done what he came to do,” spouted Holmes in
fury.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">I rushed over to Holmes and the chemist to see if there was
anything I could do for the man, but Buchanan was already dead.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“Soft bullet,” Holmes explained, turning the skull side to
side to show the small entry wound and the gaping bowl of an exit wound.
“Maximum damage. Tristan, head over to that open window across the way and see
what you can find. If you have the chance, send someone for the local
authorities. Be careful, and try not to touch anything.”</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">Tristan nodded and left the laboratory, gun in hand.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“We have lost another good man to this damned scheme,”
Holmes lamented. “I cannot help but blame myself. How in God’s name have I
erred so much that death has seen fit to follow me in such a manner.”</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">Holmes sat up and sighed, running his hands over his long
face, now pale and gaunt from overexertion. He chanced to turn his head
slightly and in doing so he noticed something embedded in the high wooden
examination table.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“What’s this then?”</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">He moved quickly to get a better look at it, then turned to
face the shattered window. The object that had caught his attention was the
bullet and its final resting place in the table, just below the thin granite
top. </p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“The shooter could certainly have cleared the sill to hit
the table at that angle,” I noticed.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“Indeed, Watson, but what does that say about the shooter’s
aim?” </p>

<p class="MsoNormal">Holmes’ brow was furrowed as he stood. For several
repetitions he walked back and forth from the window to the table, holding his
hand at different angles to measure trajectory. </p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“Watson, stand here,” he said, pointing to approximately the
point where Buchanan had been standing when Holmes had attempted to save him.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“Why would the assassin not aim at the point Buchanan’s head
was while he was standing where you are? It’s readily apparent that I was not
his target, and that in itself brings up a further line of questions. Why would
our adversary not wish to kill me, thus taking me out of the equation? Either
the man was a terrible shot and by some amazing coincidence happened to hit the
mark as Buchanan fell …”</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“Or the shooter knew that you were going to try and save
him, and he aimed exactly where the chemist’s head was going to be at the exact
moment he fired.”</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">The last voice was from Tristan who had returned with both
the police and an ashen countenance.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“You need to come see this, Holmes.”</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">Holmes silently nodded and we both followed Tristan over to
the building with the open window. The building was an annex of the library
that acted as a holding area for books not officially entered in the library’s
records. Literally thousands of books lined bookcase after bookcase. At the
open window there was an apparatus which only slightly resembled a rifle. Its
long barrel was thin but the butt end of the gun was heavy and square. A counter-balance
hung from under the barrel to keep it from falling backwards on its stand.
Holmes took great care to examine every detail of the scene.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“You two, please stand away from here, I don’t want this
area disturbed.”</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">Tristan and I acquiesced and took up positions ten feet
further away.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“This stand was preset so that the shooter only had to pull
the trigger. The legs are kept steady by a strong adhesive on the stand’s feet.
But why would the suspect leave such a telling scene? The adhesive, the weapons
construction – it can all be traced in the end.”</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">Holmes peered down the barrel of the weapon which bore a remarkable
telescopic sight.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“Just as I thought,” remarked Holmes. “He was aiming exactly
where the bullet hit.”</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">Holmes then proceeded to examine the weapon itself. After a
thorough examination, he depressed two buttons on its top, at which point a
soft hissing sound began. The sound continued to grow in volume for several
seconds before Holmes reached up and pulled the trigger. There was an audible
and visible release of steam from the bottom of the butt of the weapon and a
slight pop.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“A steam-powered rifle,” concluded Holmes. “There are
pellets of a volatile substance in the rear section of the gun that are
released into a water reservoir with water from another compartment by pressing
these two buttons. After a sufficient build-up of pressure, the trigger
releases the steam with enough velocity to propel the bullet at speeds high
enough to kill a man.”</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">Tristan and I looked at each other, both only glimpsing the
significance of the discovery in our minds.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“Two singular points are now clear, gentleman, and both
point to one explanation,” Holmes stated while standing up straight. His face
was grave but I detected the same twinkle in his eyes that accompanied a sudden
break in the case.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“You were not too far off when you mentioned Wells, Tristan.
Particularly, I recall his fantastic story about the Time Machine. I put it to
you both that, firstly, this adversary knows my every move before it happens, and
secondly we are dealing with forces beyond our capacity to imagine. I bring to
your attention also the small amount of familiar residue approximately where
the shooter would have been standing to fire the weapon.<span style="">&#160; </span>Rubidium again.”</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">I was dumbfounded at his next statement. Always the rational man,
Holmes never gave a moment’s thought to the fantastic, the magical, the
impossible.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“Our adversary, gentleman, is not from our time.”</p>

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<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center; text-align: center;">3. A Web of Deceit</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">My friend began to exhibit the usual symptoms of keen
interest in strange circumstances. His gait became noticeably different,
stalking more than leisurely strolling. His eyes were afire with life, taking
in every detail of every nook and cranny. His fingers twitched in purposeful
patterns as if he were calculating important figures in his head. </p>

<p class="MsoNormal">The attendant who had been helpful to us so far escorted us
back to the rear-most car where the lead engineer had been taken.<span style="">&#160; </span>A railway official had Mitchell seated in a
folding chair at the end of the car on the ties, thus hiding him from any
curious passengers. The lead engineer was given a glass of water and though his
color was returning, he was still very agitated.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“I tell ye I saw a man standin’ there plain as day and then
he just disappeared,” the man explained, presumably repeating the same story he
had been conveying to his inquisitors.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“What was this man wearing?” asked Holmes as we walked up to
the scene. </p>

<p class="MsoNormal">The official turned to face us, seeming rather upset at the
interruption of his investigation.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“This is official business, sir,” he barked. “You should
return to your cabin at once. We’ll be underway shortly.”</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">Our helpful friend stepped forward at this point and said,
“This is Mr. Sherlock Holmes, sir, and his assistant, Dr. Watson.”</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">Whispers broke out among the other attendants, porters, and
railmen at the scene. The official obviously recognized the name. His jaw
jutted forward and his bottom lip pursed outward in annoyance. </p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“A freelance meddler, nothing more,” he said gruffly. “You
show me some paperwork of authority from Scotland Yard and I will gladly turn
over the investigation to you. Otherwise, you had best turn back towards the
passenger cabins and wait until we are underway or I shall have you escorted back.”</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">Holmes stood his ground and removed a parcel of paper from
his pocket with the official seal of Scotland Yard imprinted upon it. I glanced
and saw that it had been signed by Inspector Lestrade. Holmes handed the
document to the official whose eyes widened.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">The official perused the text and quietly handed Holmes the
document back.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“If you would be so kind as to give us some privacy,
gentleman,” Holmes said to the crowd, “this is official business.”</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">The assorted rail workers turned and left the scene, but the
official hesitated a moment, his face turning a thousand shades of red, before
he stomped off in defeat.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“Where did you get that?” I asked my friend after we were
alone with the engineer and our good attendant.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">Holmes smirked and said, “Oh I keep several on hand for
emergencies - some from the Ministry of Defense, Ministry of Agriculture, all
clever forgeries. Lestrade’s signature is one of the easiest to mimic as it
resembles the scrawling of a five-year-old.”</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">Even Mitchell chuckled at this, and I doubled over with
laughter, “You old rogue. You would find yourself in a great deal of trouble if
someone were to find out.”</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“Indeed, Watson. That is why I only use them in the most
desperate situations.” He then turned to our engineer and gave him a gentle
smile before proceeding to question him about the events. </p>

<p class="MsoNormal">The engineer was happy to answer our questions, no matter
what direction they took. Mitchell had been riding the rails since he was
sixteen, and had a keen interest in locomotives all his life. He had never
touched a drop of alcohol his entire life and had no vices to speak of. He was
unmarried and traveled extensively as his position allowed.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">Holmes returned to his initial line of questioning in
regards to the clothes the vanishing man had been wearing.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“He had a long dirty coat,” Mitchell replied. “His pants
were thick material, leather maybe, and his boots had heavy thick soles.”</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“Rubber soles?”</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“Aye, they had to have been as they were thickly treaded
like mountaineering boots. And the feller wore goggles that he had set up on
his forehead, holding down the brightest yellow hair you ever seen.”</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“You mean blonde?” interrupted Holmes.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“Nay, when I say yellow I mean yellow as a canary. That’s
all I can tell ye. I didn’t have long to look afore I had to pull the brakes.”</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“Now, in regards to that precise moment and the moments
following, were you the only man in position to be looking out the forward
glass?” questioned Holmes.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“Aye, I was. The others had tasks to attend to that wouldn’t
allow a view of the rails in front. No matter what they say, I’m the only that
could have seen him.”</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“So you engaged the brakes. Did you look away to do so?”</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“I did not. I know my engine blinded. I set my hands on the
lever and never once did my eyes leave that face. I thought for sure that he
was a goner.”</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“And the man vanished, you say. Did he make any gesture
before you saw him disappear?” continued Holmes.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“Yeah, he did, in fact. He brought his hand up to his chest
just before he went ‘poof’”</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“Thank you, Mr. Mitchell. You’ve been most helpful,”
concluded Holmes.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“So you believe me then?” the engineer asked, looking
hopeful.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“I’m sorry,” replied Holmes. “Given the description of the
circumstances in addition to your history, I’d have to say the apparition was a
result of stress and overwork. You should really look into a holiday.”</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">Dejectedly Mitchell let his chin fall to his chest.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">Holmes turned to the attendant still with us and asked if it
was true that there was telegraph station only two miles to the west. The
attendant verified it was true and Holmes instructed him to have our bags
rerouted from York station to Leeds, giving him enough money cover the expense
plus a generous tip.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“Up for some exercise, Watson?” Holmes asked as he grabbed
my arm and turned me towards the direction of the telegraph station.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">I nodded and began to walk with him away from the train.
After a few minutes of walking we heard the train whistle sound and the engine
roar to life as the train continued its journey without us.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“Surely the man’s testimony coupled with the evidence we
found on the track was enough to prove his story,” I voiced after being able to
stand the silence no longer.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“Very good, Watson. He was indeed telling the truth. Subtle
facial and body language confirmed that at least he <em style="">believed</em> he was telling the truth, and our investigation of the
scene corroborates.” he replied.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“But why the deception?”</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">Holmes’ face was serious and we walked several meters before
he spoke.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“Watson, we are dealing with powers I’ve not come in contact
with before. On many occasions, as you may well remember, the facts presented
in our cases lean towards a supernatural or otherworldly cause, though in the
end we always are able to bring light to the simple truth behind them. Recall
the cases of the Speckled Band and the curse of Baskervilles, both odd
circumstances leaning towards weird phenomena, but both simply and
scientifically explained – both simply evil plots of desperate yet clever men.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“This time, however, I cannot account for the situation. The
strange clothing, the boot print, the residue on the tracks, the timely
telegram, the case of the cows, and the murder of Inspector Bridges are all
somehow connected and at the moment I am at a loss as to what the connecting
strands are in this web of deceit laid about us.”</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“You mention only the Bridges incident,” I said, “Do you
believe the telegram was entirely a fake and that a second official from
Scotland Yard was not murdered?”</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“We shall know soon enough. Assuming the messenger from the
train was not an accomplice to the scheme, we should be receiving a telegram
from Lestrade upon our arrival at the telegraph office either confirming or
denying the murder.”</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">We continued our walk and soon discovered that the distance
to the telegraph office was more likely three miles instead of two. At Holmes’
determined and unbroken pace, I was slightly winded by the time we walked up
the steps and into the offices of the telegrapher.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“Yes, sir. We’ve just received a communication for a Mr.
Tobias,” the telegrapher said to us after Holmes’ had given him the false name.
“I’ve not typed it up yet, but here’s the text if you can read my handwriting.”</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">He handed the hand-written message to Holmes which read as
follows:</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“Tobias – Sorry haven’t written. Two dogs have died and now
a pup as well. My condolences, as pup is Bradley. Your rooms have been
redecorated. Come home soon. – Margaret”</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">I raised my eyebrows at the unusual message, but looking at
Holmes’ face I saw a deep grief that I had not witnessed before. He seemed on
the verge of tears and quickly exited the building without a word. I followed
him in confusion, but waited for him to speak. He began to pace rapidly only
stopping to bash his fist into a lamppost outside the telegraph office.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“Blast it all, Watson!” he exclaimed, pounding the lamppost
in time with the syllables of his outburst.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“A coded message from Lestrade?” I asked.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“Yes, and a most disturbing one. This case has suddenly
become very personal. Not since the Moriarty business have I felt so set upon,”
he said, still pacing up and down the sidewalk. “What to do, what to do?”</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“What did Lestrade have to say?”</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“He says he did not send the first telegram, but confirms
that a total of two policemen have been murdered. And not only that, Watson,
the fiend has struck out at an innocent. He has murdered one of the Baker
Street Irregulars, poor Bradley … but a child …” Holmes was obviously overcome
with emotion at this point, and halted his ceaseless pacing.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">I stood silent and waited for him to compose himself.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">After a minute, he stood up straight, the stoic presentation
of resolution across his face.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“We shall take a coach to Leeds and visit my chemist
acquaintance there to ascertain the properties of the residue we have
collected. There we will break company, Watson. I will continue on to the Dales
in disguise and see what I may learn there of this treacherous series of
events. You will return to London and immediately track down my brother
Mycroft. The message also says that Baker Street has been raided.<span style="">&#160; </span>If this criminal is set on hitting at me
directly, he may go for my closest acquaintances, so Mycroft and Lestrade may
both be in danger, not to mention yourself, Watson. You must arm yourself at
all times and be prepared for anything.”</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">I nodded my understanding, feeling a wave of dreadful
foreboding wash over me. Again and again in the past had I moments of fear and
trepidation when heading towards a climax of action while assisting Holmes, but
this particular time I began to wonder if this would be the one adventure we
would not survive.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">Holmes went back in and sent a telegram to both farmers,
Davison and Baker, to say that he was unavoidably detained and could not offer
his assistance in the strange case.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">We hired a hansom for the trip to Leeds and Holmes drove us
at breakneck speed down the winding roads. He spoke in a near frantic voice as
he drove and I had not seen him so flustered in all my years with him.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“Magicians can cleverly use smoke and mirrors to produce
illusions. I’ve even known the necessity to use such methods myself on
occasion, but the event on the rails is quite honestly beyond me. Our only lead
is that vial you carry in your pocket.”</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“What do you make of the engineer’s description of the
vanishing man?” I asked.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“I can make nothing of it, Watson, and therefore I will
leave it alone. We have been breaking one of my primary rules. We must follow
the path of least resistance from now on, no matter how outlandish an ending it
leads us towards. Our adversary obviously knew of my trip to Yorkshire before we
left, which means he must have somehow gleaned the information from Mycroft.
The murder of Bridges was an obvious attempt to get me to remain in London,
whether for some sinister plan at that location or to keep me away from some
crime about to occur in Yorkshire. </p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“Discovering I had left London, our adversary masterminded
the interruption with the train and the delivery of the false telegram.<span style="">&#160; </span>Since we don’t know the particulars of the
two most recent murders, we cannot assume they are related, but it is most
likely the same murderer after the same end result of me returning to London. </p>

<p class="MsoNormal">I tried to listen as much as I could, but my attention was
diverted time and again to the road as we shot over bridges and through curves
recklessly, once even turning the cart up on two wheels.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“Once we get to Leeds, I will send another coded message to
Lestrade to make preparations for our return. You and I will be returning on
horseback under cover of night.”</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“But Holmes,” I interjected, gripping the seat cushion in
fear of flying out of the hansom. “You said you were going to the Dales.”</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“I am going to the Dales, Watson,” he replied. “But I am
also returning to London. I shall explain once we reach the laboratory in
Leeds.”</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">The scenery shot by us in a blur. Considering our diversion
away from the train, our enemies could not know our current whereabouts or our
next destination. That did nothing to alleviate the feeling that even as we
flew across the countryside we were being watched.</p>

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        <p>(I didn&#39;t plan on it, but this story now has its claws in me, I gave myself chills even. I&#39;ve given each addition a subtitle now. Going back to the first part I named it Baker Street and Turmoil. I did a lot of research for this section and have still most likely left some inconsistencies with distances and travel times, but that&#39;s ok ... I&#39;m having fun.)</p>

<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center; text-align: center;">2. The Vanishing Man</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">I <span style=""></span>returned to Baker Street after a quick meal and a wash, packed and ready to go. The journey to York
would take several hours and I had packed the necessary comforts for a long
trip. It had been decades since I had ventured into Yorkshire, and I looked
forward to taking in some of the greatest countryside views England has to
offer.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="">&#160;</span>As to the details of
the case Holmes was so keen on advising, he kept silent – only once raising a
finger in the middle of the question as it was exiting my mouth. We took a
silent ride by hansom over to King’s Cross and were able to make entry directly
to our train. It would be a long journey to York where we would then take a hackney
coach into the rural areas. The locomotive jerked forward and we began our
journey with Holmes staring out at the people still on the platform, taking in
every detail of every person. After a good distance of travel had passed, which
I had spent perusing the <em style="">Times</em> and
reading a yellow-backed novel, Holmes supplied me with the details of the
investigation we were about to begin.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“Farmers of the Dales are proud folk as you know,” he began.
“Their livelihood fully depends, season to season, on the health of their
stock. You will not find it as romanticized as the American way of ranching and
farming – some families manage only a few assorted livestock, a milking cow, a
few goats, perhaps a handful of pigs or sheep. There are, however, a few
big-minded men that specialize in certain animals and it is a group of those
men which this case revolves around.”</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">He paused to drag in a few deep inhalations from his pipe
before continuing. </p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“Cows, Watson,” he remarked.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“Hmm?” I replied.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“What do you know about cows?” he expanded, still staring
out his window.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“Very little, other than the obvious,” I admitted. “My
family had pigs, and even then our farm was separate from our family home and
was run by cousins of my mother. I can only remember one or two times that I
was ever there.”</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“Would you think that you have the observational capacity to
be able to tell two cows apart if they were shown to you, taken into a closed
barn, and then brought back out again?” </p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“I should think so,” I replied. “I am sure I could determine
one or two details for each cow that would keep them separate in my mind.”</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“Even if their markings had been manipulated? I would bring
your focus back to our case of the missing horse some time ago, when even the
horse’s owner could not tell the white diamond on his prized racehorse had been
painted over to conceal its identity.”</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“I do remember that. The horse&#39;s name was Silver Blaze, I believe.” I said. “Is this new case one of
disguised identity as well?”</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“Perhaps,” Holmes said, pulling breath through his pipe.
“Here are the facts I have gleaned from the case so far.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“A Mr. Thomas Baker, a farmer and long time resident of
these parts, lives in one quadrant of a rather expansive set of land. He shares
boundaries thusly with two other farmers and sits diagonal to another farm. All
four farms are owned primarily by cattle farmers, with the exception of Baker,
who is also a horse enthusiast.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“Mr. Baker sent word to me by telegram of the case, having
procured my details through my brother Mycroft, who often will spend brief
holidays in the area when he is not being completely lazy and anti-social. The
telegram arrived yesterday and stated the following:</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“Mr. Sherlock Holmes – On advice from your brother, one
Mycroft Holmes, I have been made aware of your special skills in cases of
mystery. I hope you will find the good graces to lend your skill towards one
such case involving some of my stock. Yesterday morning, I took notice of two
young heifers within my herd that were not mine, after which I set to counting
the lot and found I was none short. Again this morning, the same has happened.
I am not missing any stock by head, but two more cows I’ve noticed that aren’t
mine. I would appreciate any help you can offer. I am willing to put you up if
you should come, and will repay you what I can for your services.<span style="">&#160; </span>- Sincerely yours, Thomas Baker.”</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“An odd set of circumstances, I should say,” I remarked.
“Are any of the other farmers missing cattle?”</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“Excellent question, Watson,” he exclaimed. “I have further
information which may shed more light on your direction of inquiry. Shortly
after receiving that telegram I received another from a Mr. Paul Davison of
similar content. Though where it seems Mr. Baker is a man of some education,
Mr. Davison seems more likely a simple farmer. Here is the text of the
telegram:</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“Dear Mr. Holmes – Acquaintance of mine gave me your name.
Come quick. Foulness afoot. Will heavy your coffers.<span style="">&#160; </span>– Paul Davison”</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“Not a very detailed explanation, is it?” I said.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“Not as such. However, I did manage to track down Mycroft
and gain the additional information I have already spoken of, namely the layout
of the farms and the general specializations of the farmers. Additionally, I
can provide you with two other details that may change whatever theory you have
begun to formulate about the case.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“Firstly, four stone walls mark the boundaries of the farms,
and though each farm holds many internal walls sectioning the farms into smaller
enclosed pastures with gates, nowhere along the shared walls are there gates
allowing access between farms. All four farms are bordered at their outer extremities
by dirt roads which form the quadrangle boundary of the four farms which are
also walled with stone.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“Secondly, I have procured in advance the names and
dispositions of the other two farmers. One, a Mr. James Prentice, is the oldest
and holds the largest herd. It is his ancestors which originally held the
entirety of land before his grandfather divided and sold three parts of it. The
last piece of the puzzle is a Mr. O’Grady, an emigrant from Ireland. He is the
newest to take claim here and holds the smallest herd. And listen to this
Watson,” he said with a smirk. “Mr. O’Grady was run out of his former farm
after his herd infected three others with a deadly disease causing their owners
to lose their entire livelihood. It is believed by his former neighbors that
the infection was not an accident, and in fact was only discovered after one
farmer noted one of Mr. O’Grady’s herd mixed in with his own. That singular cow
was the catalyst in the outbreak of infection.”</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“Smacks of similar circumstances,” I surmised.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“Exactly, Watson,” Holmes replied. “We shall visit Mr.
O’Grady first.”</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">Just as Holmes spoke those words we were thrown violently in
our seats as the brakes were engaged. For several seconds we were jostled in
our cabin and it took a moment or two to sort out our luggage in its now
chaotic state. From the surrounding area and my recollection of stations and
towns we had passed so far, I could tell we were just outside of Mansfield,
having just recently passed Nottingham. There was a good seventy miles left to
our journey, but it seemed with the amount of activity beginning to erupt all
around the train that we might be delayed.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">A porter tapped at our door before entering and inquiring as
to our state.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“We are quite uninjured,” said Holmes. “I wonder if you
could tell us why the engineer applied the brakes.”</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">The porter, who looked sharper than most of the lower class
citizens who worked on the trains at that time, was of Indian descent. At
Holmes specific question, he smirked and answered, “How did you know it was the
engineer and not a passenger who stopped the train?”</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“Elementary,” said Holmes, quite pleased with himself. “An
alarm would have sounded a few seconds before the brakes were applied. In this
case, the sudden application of the brakes could only mean that the engineer
was forced to do so without notice and was unable to engage the warning alarm.”</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“I’ve heard only that something was on the track and we were
forced to stop to avoid hitting it. I don’t know whether we hit it or not,”
replied the porter.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“A half of a sovereign for you if you can provide me with
specific details,” Holmes offered. </p>

<p class="MsoNormal">The porter smiled and nodded before leaving us to ourselves.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“Should we not exit the train to offer our assistance?” I
queried.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">Holmes smiled and shook his head. “Let us determine the
facts of the situation before we exert ourselves from the cabin. It may be
something as simple as a fallen tree. Patience is warranted for the moment.”</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">Several rail attendants from the rearward cars walked by our
window towards the engine, followed by a handful of curious passengers. After a
few moments, a rough-looking man with a square-cut jaw was escorted back to the
rear by two rail officials. His face was pale and he was stammering to his
escorts and making wild gestures.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“Interesting,” remarked Holmes. “That was the lead engineer.
It appears we may wish to investigate our sudden termination of movement a bit
closer.”</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">Just then, the porter returned.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“There’s nothing there,” he told us, his face a picture of
confusion. “The engine man swears he saw a man on the track and he hit the
brakes, but then says the man vanished into thin air.”</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“Most interesting,” Holmes said, a twinkle in his eye
appearing that I knew all too well. He pressed a sovereign into the porter’s
hand and rose to leave. “It appears we may be delayed, Watson. Let us have a
conversation with this train’s masters to discern the facts.”</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">We exited the train amidst a gathering crowd of passengers
who apparently had also seen the engineer being escorted to the rear. Holmes
quickly singled out an attendant who then led us to the front engine.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">The attendant, who was a tall man in his late thirties, knew
Holmes by reputation and was extremely helpful to us. </p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“It’s a queer thing,” he told us, “The engineer is named Mitchell,
and he’s worked trains for twenty years. I’ve never known him to panic like he
did. The firemen say he screamed with fright before he threw the lever, but
none of them had seen anything in the train’s path.”</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">We had reached the front of the train, and as was imparted
to us, there was nothing there.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“Did you inspect the underside of the train for a body, or
perhaps some debris that the man may have mistaken for a person?” asked Holmes,
carefully noting as many details about the train’s position as he could.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“We did, sir,” replied the attendant. “Nothing was found.”</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">Holmes began to walk along the side of the train, backwards
from the engine, paying close attention to the ground and the ties between the
rails. Just past the fuel car, he suddenly dropped to his knees and bent down
to the rails, removing a magnifying glass from his coat.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“Halloa! What have we here?” he piped.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">The attendant and I joined him, but kept our distance so as
not to interfere with his investigation.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“See this soft earth between the ties here, Watson?” he
remarked as he ran his eyes over the area. “What do you notice?”</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">I bent over and tried to determine what detail he was
referring to. There was a strange pattern in the dirt, vaguely in the shape of
a footprint, but the pattern was one I had never seen on any type of shoe or
boot before.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“A shoe print, it seems,” I said to him.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“And an unusual one at that,” he replied. “Rubber soled if
I’m not mistaken, and with a tread pattern quite unlike anything you would find
in England … or any other locale I would imagine. Most curious.”</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">The attendant and I looked at each other, both as confounded
as the other as to the meaning of this discovery.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">As Holmes continued his search of the area he said to us,
“It is entirely probable, given your description of the faculties and history
of the engineer who claimed to have seen a person on the tracks, and coupled
with this evidence of a print only freshly made, that there indeed was someone
on the tracks.”</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“It is possible that while moving to engage the brakes, the
engineer failed to see the person move from the path of the train,” I theorized
aloud. “And perhaps the other engineers were too busy to have witnessed
anything before the brakes were engaged.”</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“Excellent, Watson,” he said, still bent over the rails.
“You really do please me with your deductions. However, there are no tracks
leading away from this point.”</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">I hung my head a bit dejectedly, but was at least pleased by
his compliment to some small degree.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“What’s this?” Holmes suddenly exclaimed. “Watson, fetch one
of your empty vials!”</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">I quickly hurried back to our cabin and retrieved a vial
from my traveling medical kit. By the time I returned to Holmes, a gathering of
people had formed in a semi-circle around him. Without a word he took the vial
from me and using a penknife he scooped a small amount of powdery residue from
one of the ties.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“You are sure there is no body to be found caught beneath
the cars or off to the sides?” he asked one of the attendants who was crouched
next to him.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“We found nothing, Mr. Holmes. No blood, no cloth, no footwear
- nothing,” the attendant replied.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">Holmes stood then and returned his eyeglass to a pocket.
Turning round to face me, he pressed the vial into the palm of my hand with
force, saying somewhat harshly in a whisper, “Watson, do not, for fear of
death, lose this vial. It is of the utmost importance that as soon as we are
able we find a laboratory to determine the exact components of this residue.”</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">His tone surprised me and I quickly slipped the vial
carefully into an inside pocket.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">The sound of hoofs broke the sudden intense silence
following his command. From around the engine came a messenger riding horseback
shouting, “Urgent telegram for Sherlock Holmes!”</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“This is most unusual,” said Holmes, his brow furrowing in
puzzlement. He raised his hand to the messenger who reined in his mount and
leaped to the ground. </p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“Mr. Sherlock Holmes?” the messenger queried.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“That is correct,” Holmes replied.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“Telegram from Scotland Yard,” the messenger said, handing
the envelope to my friend. “From an Inspector Lestrade.”</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">Holmes opened the envelope and ran his eyes over its
contents in silence. He paused a moment and looked to the messenger and then to
his horse.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“How far is the nearest telegraph station?” he asked the
man.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“Only two miles west, sir,” came the reply.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">Holmes nodded and procured a pencil with which he jotted
down a few words. Folding the telegram, he handed it back to the messenger and
flipped him a coin.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“Send that in reply,” he commanded. With a nod the messenger
mounted his horse and galloped away.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">Silence reigned for a moment as Holmes’ eyes grew distant
with thought.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“What did the telegram say, Holmes?” I asked.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“There has been another murder. Scotland Yard is requesting
our assistance.”</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“Another officer?”</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“Indeed. And the manner of murder is quite similar to the
ghastly business of the former. But it is most disturbing, this business,” he
said, putting a finger to his lips in thought.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“I should say so,” I said, “It looks as if it may be the
work of a serial killer. Should we turn back?”</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">Holmes shook his head. “It’s not the murder that disturbs
me, Watson. It is the manner in which we have received this communication.
Lestrade did not know our whereabouts, and Mycroft would not have told him.”</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“He has someone following us then?” I deduced.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“No, Watson. This communication did not come from Lestrade.
In the many years we have worked with him we have received many telegrams
coming directly by his instruction. He always signs Lestrade, or Inspector
Lestrade, but never Inspector G. Lestrade.”</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“What can it mean?” I asked, completely lost.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“It means that someone does not wish us to reach Yorkshire.”</p>

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        <title>Sherlock Holmes and the Adventure of the Prime Machine (pt1)</title>   
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<p class="MsoNormal">(recently I poo-pooed mysteries in general as the
easiest form of fiction to write and even went so far as to scoff a bit
at Doyle ... I have decided to walk the walk and pen a short adventure
of my own in the style ... please forgive any inconsistencies with the
world of Sherlock Holmes and treat this non-canonical piece as having
taken place in an alternate reailty)<br /></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center">1. Baker Street and Turmoil<br /></p><p class="MsoNormal">In the multitude of years I have been chronicling the
adventures of my friend, Sherlock Holmes, I have taken great pains to present a
fair and balanced portrayal of the events surrounding the cases he has sought
out or found himself a part of. Many of these adventures I relate from personal
experience, though a few I translate to written word from the singular
description of Holmes himself.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">Often throughout my life, and growing less so now that I
reach a dottering old age of forgetfulness, I suddenly remember a case we had
shared in involvement that I had forgotten for a great many years only to have
every detail flood back with a connecting familiar scent, or locale. Such
sudden remembrances have fueled my writing for years after I felt I had written
all there was to be written about my friend. </p>

<p class="MsoNormal">Now though, unlike the smiles that accompany the fond
memories of our adventures, my mood is dark as an unlit alley and my face is a
portrait of fear and distaste for the past suddenly dredged up from a foul,
murky lake bottom where I had hoped it would stay for eternity.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">I cannot recall at what point I tied rocks to this memory
and cast it away in disgust and loathing, nor how long ago the incident truly
occurred. Only just now did the first shimmering glimpses of the case suddenly
spring back into my mind’s eye, and I feel it necessary to relate them as they
come, in fear that they may be lost forever as I, in my old age, grow ever
nearer the long kiss of eternal sleep. Holmes has been lost to us for several
years now, and it is for him and his memory that I trek back through this
darkest adventure … towards whatever terrors may come.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">My wife had only just passed on and the time was shortly
before I gave in to Holmes’ demands and moved back in to share with him the
dwelling on Baker Street. I found myself in a haze of depression that was
unrelenting and my practice had begun to suffer. Holmes was my only friend
during that time, save my personal psychiatrist who I saw on a regular basis to
alleviate some of the fear, guilt, and loss I felt daily. On this particular
day, being the first day that I can remember of the affair, I entered the door
to Holmes’ abode and found him sprawled out lazily across an old ratty chair
and footstool with his fingers steepled, and his eyes shut while drawing
heavily on his pipe. </p>

<p class="MsoNormal">It was mid-morning and though the shades were drawn, the
fire had on a good blaze and lit the room in bursts of orange and yellow. For a
moment, it appeared that the room was in a terrible state of disarray – more so
than usual – but I soon put to right the true situation of the room. In the
middle, lying tipped over and somewhat smashed, was a brand new reclining chair.
A moment’s thought brought the chair’s origin to mind. It had been a gift to
Holmes after he had solved a difficult case of forged identities and false
claims to birthrights in a small hamlet in Northern Scotland. The man who had
hired Holmes had been a keen engineer, as most Scotsman tend to be it seems,
and had built the chair with an automatic lever system that both reclined the back
of the chair and extended the equivalent of a small foot stool from the chair’s
front. It really was quite ingenious; however, Holmes, being eccentric as he is
about his furniture and his space in general, had obviously given the recliner
a try, found it lacking it whatever traits he felt necessary for a recliner to
have, and promptly tipped it over and begin destroying it for firewood. I
deduced this more by obvious association of a wooden leg in the fire matching
one still attached to the chair than by anything bearing resemblance to Holmes
genius of deduction and observation.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">As I sat putting together the state of the room, my friend
had obviously allowed one eye to open and in a few seconds gathered enough
facts to detail my entire week so far.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“You’ve been drinking at the Harbinger Stocks again, Watson,”
he spoke to me with eyes closed again. “And not only that, you’ve tried to hide
it from me.”</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“Holmes,” I began but could not continue as he interjected.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“You spent last night sleeping outside Jeffrey Tobin’s out
of shame, and decided at some point very early this morning to come to Baker
Street through the alleys, hoping to avoid the notice of the Baker Street
Irregulars.”</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">I stood stunned.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“You should really get that hand looked at by a doctor other
than yourself,” he continued. “It <em style="">was</em>
the Rottweiler, was it not?”</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">I pulled my left hand from behind my back and stared
silently at the bandages Holmes had no way of having been able to see.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">My friend’s eyes were now upon me, but the lids were still
heavy over them in that way they often were when Holmes was still going over
the scene presented in his head. <span style="">&#160;</span><span style="">&#160;</span>I sat down heavily in the remaining unbroken
chair in the room and heaved a sigh of surrender.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“How did you know?” I asked.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“You really are quite off the game, Watson. Years ago you’d
have been keen as a dog on coneys to my methods in this singular case.” He rose
suddenly and glided over to where I sat, looking down his stately nose at me.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“You only drink ale at Harbinger, but you drink in excess.
And there you also smoke the poor tobacco offered you by Henry Juddholm. You’ve
attempted to hide this by dipping your fingers in brandy and running them down
your lapels to hide the stale smell of ale. This I noticed as the firelight
gave away the streaks with a subtle shine and discoloration from the normal color
of your coat. You have also gone out of your way to tip ashes from a Havana
cigar onto your lap and midriff, but you failed to address the most telling
part of your wardrobe. The bottom of your pants show stains where you’ve leaned
too close to one of the Harbinger’s leaking kegs, and additionally the ash from
one of Juddholm’s atrocious cigarettes still lies lodged in a lace hole of your
left shoe.”</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">I put my head in my hands, guiltily awaiting the rest of his
sentence.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“There is a white mixture of dirt and mortar on the heel of
your left shoe, a mortar made by only one who specializes in the restoration of
historic districts who uses that particular blend to more closely resemble the
aged mortar used in older surrounding buildings. The only such restoration project
I know of between here and your usual haunts connects directly to our back
alley through the series of dark corridors interwoven throughout the
neighborhood.”</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">He began to pace, pausing intermittently to pick up various
sheets of paper and artifacts only to gaze at the momentarily and then return
them to their place.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“You often stand with one hand behind your back when hiding
something , whether gun or warrant; but never your left hand. I therefore
surmised that the object meant to be hidden had something to do with the hand
being hidden itself. Having deduced your course through the alleys to us this
morning and your likely time of intersection with the Uxbridge’s garden, I
surmised that either one of the two Uxbridge dogs gave you a nasty bite as you
squeezed through the narrow passage between the garden and the Smith house.
Seeing as how the terrier sees you on a regular basis at the Drovers with his
master, it could only have been the Rottweiler.”</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“And Tobin’s place?” I queried painfully, but still in awe
of his intellectual prowess.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“You have the distinct impression of burlap on the left side
of your face. Which means since today is Wednesday, Jeffrey, as usual, had his
rags out for collection in his usual burlap sack and set upon the very bench
you used as a bed.”</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“I can’t hide anything from you, Holmes,” I lamented.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“On the contrary, Watson,” he spoke in retort, “I am at a
loss as to why, being so inebriated as you must have been last night, you have
come at this hour to my doorstep.”</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">I sat bolt upright with a start. I had forgotten the reason
I had come until just that moment. Quickly, I pulled out the morning’s paper
from my coat and handed it to Holmes opened to the front page where a
spectacular story was taking up most of the space.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">Holmes’ eyes darted back and forth over the words I had read
in shock earlier that morning. In the earliest hours after previous nightfall,
while investigating a disturbance near one of London’s handful of opium dens,
an Inspector Bridges, who was well known to both Holmes and I, had been
brutally murdered and dismembered in a manner so foul that the entire area had
to be evacuated not only to keep innocent eyes from seeing such a horrible
sight, but to keep the bodily evidence intact over the fifty or so yards it was
spread. Scotland Yard was bustling like an anthill that had been kicked by a
wrathful child.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">Holmes, much to my disappointment, merely scoffed and handed
the paper back to me.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“Have you ever heard of such a thing?” I expelled. “What
dastardly manner of criminal would have the nerve to do such a thing? There
must have been a dozen people loitering around that area. Serial killers there
have been who were less brazen than that.”</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“A simple murder. An obvious location. No case of interest
to me, though my heart goes out to his family. Scotland Yard has lost a good
man,” Holmes said, sitting back down in his chair.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">I stood slightly shocked at his bland reaction to the crime;
but his manners, as I have said were eccentric. Many times he would pass up
case after case of murder, espionage, rape, ransom, royal theft, and worse for
a simple case of fraud.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“I realize, Watson, that you hope that I shall get involved
in so spectacular a case,” he said as he stared into the fire. “Scotland Yard,
however, is not at my door asking for my assistance. And as the case, so far,
is singularly uninteresting save the method of murder, I was hoping you would
assist me on another matter in the Yorkshire Dales.”</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">My eyes lightened at this news, “A better case then?”</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“A simple case of fraud,” he said with a slight smirk. “We
shall set off this afternoon, if you are willing.”</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">“I need a respite,” I responded. “I shall return refreshed
at noon.”</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">Holmes absently waved his approval and I showed myself out.
It was truly a highlight to the darkness I had found myself drowning in of
late, but I had no idea the depths of darkness I was about to stumble into.</p>

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        <title>BACK!</title>   
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        <title>The TV Series Way To Say All Our Scripts Scuked This Week</title>   
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        <p>A CLIP SHOW!!!!</p><p>Personal favorites from the ghost of my vox blog past:</p><p>the burlap veil of scotch and Guinness suffocating me</p><p>random profundities (holy shit, that IS a word)</p><p>I miss brown velvet and dirty water.</p><p>When I was your age, people threw things at each other, we ate dirt and
glue and crayons, we&#39;d roll down hills in tires, we&#39;d make forts out of
old rusty abandoned washing machines, we&#39;d throw rocks at beehives, we
could run from dogs, we could climb and jump out of trees, we had food
fights, we thought bad television was bad television, etc.</p><p>The night of the big pageant she whispered &quot;I liked you better without glasses.&quot;</p><p>She came into school a week later and brought her Cabbage Patch doll to
school and told me it was our baby. I dumped her right then (I probably
would have been okay with it if our baby was He-Man or Zartan)</p><p>&quot;I wouldn&#39;t have done it if I knew it was you.&quot;</p><p>Karma thou art a vicious bastard.</p><p>At some point in all that, I had a fling with a girl I really liked,
but I couldn&#39;t commit to her. I was too young. My best friend married
her. That&#39;s all I can say about that.</p><p>I grabbed her by her neck and slammed her against the wall with her
feet dangling and said &quot;No one kills me ... but me.&quot; I walked out.</p><p>&quot;Keep my car and all my shit. I have to save a girl from herself.&quot;</p><p>I looked at her and I thought &quot;I could love this girl ... I can save
her ...she can save me.&quot; She&#39;s only 21. She&#39;s amazing ... but I&#39;m far
too gone for love anymore</p><p>I committed fashion atrocities today. I&#39;m wearing brown and black. The
receptionist pointed this out to me, saying that I shouldn&#39;t meet with
any of our clients today.</p><p>And here&#39;s to donuts and bitches ... and their uncanny ability to destroy our stupid fucking justice system and our lives.</p><p>I&#39;m a human being after all, one of the most curious animals on the
planet. If I want to know more details about the situation you&#39;re
explaining to me that I don&#39;t want to hear about anyway ... I&#39;ll
fucking ask with gusto. Maybe you could spend an extra 30 seconds
planning your plan of verbal attack, too, because I don&#39;t like it when
you get lost in your own conversation. But of course, if you weren&#39;t
spewing so much useless information you wouldn&#39;t get lost in it. If I&#39;m
doing something while you&#39;re talking to me and you can wait until I&#39;m
done ... please wait, because I can definitely wait to hear what you
have to say a few more seconds ... and JESUS CHRIST stop following me
while you deliver your monologue. If I walk away, it means one of two
things: I&#39;m running away from you, or you should pause and continue the
conversation when I return.</p><p>Shut up. Shut your mouth. Eat your food. Don&#39;t point at people with
food on your fork. Don&#39;t reach across people&#39;s plates for the salt.
Don&#39;t salt and pepper your food before you taste it ... chefs hate
that, I hate that. What that tells me about you is that you have no
taste at all, and that it probably has spilled over into ever facet of
your life ... you love trendy-poppy remakes of songs but don&#39;t realize
they&#39;re covers, you think the Italian Job with Mark Wahlberg was the
greatest movie ever and wonder why they didn&#39;t come up with such an
original idea sooner. Eat your food so I can leave and go home and
slice open my skull so I can wash my brain of all the filth you&#39;ve just
tainted it with.</p><p>There are other people in the world besides you. You should know this
because you constantly run your mouth at them about stuff they don&#39;t
care about, won&#39;t shake their hands, disgust them by talking with your
mouth full, and cause them to get into serious wrecks because you can&#39;t
drive.</p><p>I wish I was a real drunk. I&#39;d probably have more fun.</p><p>N: Do you feel that you are setting a negative example for the youth culture?</p><p>R: Youth culture killed my dog! Youth Culture killed my dog!</p><p>
  <br />
</p><p>Have
sex, get pregnant, have your baby, go downtown to a SPCBC-run
depository, fill out the deposit slip, slip the baby and form into the
convenient drop bag, drop baby in the hatch. The burden is no longer
any of your concern. 	</p><p>TAKE THAT ZOMBIES!!!</p><p><span style="font-size: x-large;"><span style="font-family: verdana;"><span style="font-size: small;">Somewhere near
the center of our universe, the spectre of mankind holds hands, kisses,
pampers, adores, pets, dotes over, needs, wants, and loves the lady who
he is about to rape.</span></span></span> &quot;I think I&#39;ll name her ... Earth&quot; he says.&#160;</p><p>
  <br />
</p><p>
  <span style="font-size: x-large;">
    <span style="font-size: small;">You&#39;ll feel it one day, that urge to
emerge. The pain of want calling you to the baths of the High People,
where your past will be washed away with your soul. You&#39;ll become
plastic and turn your head just so and you&#39;ll smile and nod and your
number will make you happy.</span>
  </span>
</p><p>
  <br />
  <span style="font-size: x-large;">
    <span style="font-size: small;">
  </span>
</span></p><p>
  <span style="font-size: x-large;">
    <span style="font-size: small;">We are the apathetic.</span>
  </span>
</p>
<p>
  <span style="font-size: x-large;">
    <span style="font-size: small;">We are&#160;the impatient.</span>
  </span>
</p>
<p>
  <span style="font-size: x-large;">
    <span style="font-size: small;">We are&#160;the content.</span>
  </span>
</p>
<p>
  <span style="font-size: x-large;">
    <span style="font-size: small;">We are&#160;the lazy.</span>
  </span>
</p>
<p>
  <span style="font-size: x-large;">
    <span style="font-size: small;">We are&#160;the confused.</span>
  </span>
</p>
<p>
  <span style="font-size: x-large;">
    <span style="font-size: small;">We are&#160;the wicked.</span>
  </span>
</p>
<p>
  <span style="font-size: x-large;">
    <span style="font-size: small;">We are&#160;the thiefs and the liars.</span>
  </span>
</p>
<p>
  <span style="font-size: x-large;">
    <span style="font-size: small;">We are&#160;the ugly and the vain.</span>
  </span>
</p>
<p>
  <span style="font-size: x-large;">
    <span style="font-size: small;">We are&#160;the narcissists and the masochists.</span>
  </span>
</p>
<p>
  <span style="font-size: x-large;">
    <span style="font-size: small;">We are&#160;the sadists and the saints.</span>
  </span>
</p>
<p>
  <span style="font-size: x-large;">
    <span style="font-size: small;">We are the revolution.</span>
  </span>
</p><p>
  <br />
  <span style="font-size: x-large;">
    <span style="font-size: small;">
  </span>
</span></p><p>There are no dragons that we ourselves do not create.</p><p>
  <br />
</p><p>There is no greater battle, no greater war, no greater
strife between good and evil. There is nothing more
powerful than the conflict between who we have the potential to be and who we
are today. All other conflict pales in comparison, for we have no right to be
involved in any other conflict unless we are at peace with ourselves and our
purpose.</p><p>
  <br />
</p><p>Life
sucks, then you nail your bracket, then you die. Somewhere in between
you set up franchises ... or maybe just split the monopoly you have on
this branch of your family tree ... or maybe you kill this branch.
Maybe you have sex and then you die. Maybe you die while having sex.
Maybe you die watching the Superbowl, while having sex, while teaching
your children how not to question authority, while eating a
cheeseburger, while checking your stocks, while filling in your
brackets, while seeing your name in bold on the church newsletters
front page, while reading the obituaries, while listening to rap. Maybe
you believe in 72 virgins. Maybe you believe in the power of owning a
motorcycle. Maybe you&#39;re already dead, and have been since the first
time you thought, &quot;Someone else is going to make a difference if its
needed. I&#39;ll just sit here because I&#39;m one in a trillion. I&#39;ll just
play poker and poke her and that po&#39; cur down at the homeless shelter
can have my money, as long as it goes through my church so people can
see me place a modest portion of my winnings on the plate.&quot;</p><p>
  <br />
</p><p>It&#39;s the old, the rank, the
musty, allowed to survive in the corners of the room. You can let the
cobwebs hang there, thinking no one will notice. It&#39;s more likely that
people WILL notice and won&#39;t care. But in the inventory of the room,
those cobwebs exist and could be eradicated in one fell swoop with a
dust mop, a broom, your hand, a baby tied to a pole. <br /></p><p>
  <br />
</p><p>Your individuality is a calculated risk to corporations; your laziness, apathy, and ignorance are guaranteed profit.</p><p>
  <br />
</p><p>The leader of the
creatures asks the leader of the humans, through thought, &quot;Do you
believe in Muhukknawampuu?&quot; The human says &quot;No, I believe in God!&quot; and
stamps his foot.</p><p>
  <br />
</p><p>This day is choking on the bitter spit of self-loathing. On its surface
it is cold, coarse, blustering, and vengeful. It mocks us with blue
skies and soft clouds, but there is a hidden agenda deep beneath the
underpasses, in the sewers, in the corners of attics, behind your
grandmother&#39;s rocking chair.</p><p>
  <br />
</p><p>Every
day has a soul, and my day is bitter, beaten, and bereft of life. It&#39;s
soul is caught, entangled in the swallowed hoard, still clinging
helpless to the back of the throat. <br /></p><p>
  <br />
</p><p>So low for mighty.</p><p>
  <br />
</p><p>I am completely fooling myself with this girl. I have in my
head this hopelessly romantic idea that I’m her protector and mentor, like a
knight in service. I’ve got this idea that I’m going to protect her from the
harsh realities of life and in doing so she’ll slowly fall in love with me and
things will be happy.</p><p>
  <br />
</p><p>Two of my final theses will be on the &quot;Justification of Domestic
Livestock Transportation and Maintenance on Lunar/Martian Colonies&quot; and
&quot;The Effect of Prolonged Generational Exposure to Terraformed/Synthetic
Habitats on Earth-born and later Extraterrestrially Born Species
Transported to Lunar/Martian Colonies&quot;.</p><p>
  <br />
</p><p>I still enjoy this game, the whole making her wonder if I&#39;m over her
game. But ... last night I realized something. I will never be over
this woman. One of the cops who accosted us patrols her neighborhood
and knew what kind of car her roommate drives ... and I said, to be
funny and lighten the mood &quot;What other cars have you seen parked over
at her house lately?&quot; I realized I still love this girl, deeply,
painfully, and that everyone else I talk to is just pointless moves on
a chessboard that&#39;s headed toward checkmate.</p><p>
  <br />
</p><p> I call this mindless acceptance of something someone
else has said “Postcard Wisdom”. <br /></p><p>Postcard Wisdom is why marketing works. It is the reason why
bastard sons of bitches are elected to public office. It is the reason racism
and religion prevent the progression of the species. It is the reason people
say “Beckoned Call” instead of “Beck and Call”.</p><p>
  <br />
</p><p>My favorite zombie is Jesus.</p><p>
  <br />
</p><p>I get nervous. I cough uncontrollably. I buy clothes that don&#39;t fit me.
I start smoking. I start drinking. I scratch myself to wounds and then
I pick the scabs. I get restless. I can&#39;t sleep. I draw silly cartoons.
I write their names next to mine and then spend hours scribbling the
names out. I dream about them. I break out in hives. I stumble over
air. I can&#39;t breathe.&#160; My mouth gets dry. I have acne breakouts. My
skin starts to crawl. I have hot flashes. I turn into a fatalist. My
hands sweat. I can&#39;t think. I can&#39;t keep food down. I start to smell
vinegar. My fingernails become very sensitive. I develop an irrational
fear of telephones, old people, and cubes. I play with my food. I
develop cravings for bermuda grass and butterscotch.</p><p>
  <br />
</p><p>Yesterday was decidedly difficult for me as I spent most of
the day in a haze of impetuous, inexorable depression. There are no words, no
watercolor paintings, no sketches, no musical creations I can give you that
would allow you a sense of this deep void that suddenly opened up in my soul
yesterday. It was as if I had been hiding it all these years and only now has
it breached the maximum security prison I have kept it in.</p>    <p style="clear:both;"> 
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